caledonius72
Fandoms
- Torchwood (4)
- Glee (TV 2009) (3)
- The Stepford Wives (1975) (1)
- Bones (TV) (1)
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SING! or why sneaking up on Hummel is not a smart thing to do by caledonius72
Fandoms: Glee
10 Aug 2014
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Puck wants to teach Kurt a lesson about walking round Lima in dark of the night.
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Rating: NC-17 to be on the safe side
Genre: Crossover/AU in the Bones 'verse; fudging the Glee timeline and some of Glee canon to get the story to fit.
Pairing/Side Pairings: Agent!Puck/Squint!Kurt (natch!), canon Bones pairings.
Warnings: Strong or implied sex scenes, strong violence often with blood and gore, sexual language and scenes of a graphic nature, including reference to BDSM practices. Descriptions of dead bodies and how they got that way.
Word Count: circa 38,500
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Newly promoted to Special Agent, Noah Puckerman is only a week into his transfer to DC when he’s assigned a case that brings him into contact with the team at the Jeffersonian, and someone he hasn’t seen in a dozen years: Dr. Kurt Hummel.With Booth and Brennan on family leave, Puckerman and Hummel are made to work together during the investigation; taking them from national monuments to drag bars, lab work to undercover work, domesticity to danger. Events lead them to a conclusion that’s a little too close to home.
Sparks fly as the two men are forced to see beyond the boys they once were, and look at what they could be.
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In which Kurt inadvertently stumbles upon a den of vice and iniquity, and hot mens. It's not his fault!
Inspired by this pic from Rolling Stone as posted for our delectation by boysinperil .
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Rhydygrisiau is picture perfect, a model town. Torchwood knows there is no such thing as perfection. Just what is going on?
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A rift alarm gives the Torchwood Five a break from the monotony of a quiet week below Roald Dahl Plass.
Recent bookmarks
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The Idiot's Guide of How NOT to be a Necromancer by starbunny
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America - All Media Types
06 Feb 2019
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It was supposed to be simple. Get rid of the hydra and stay the hell away from the necromancer’s mansion.
But as life goes, things never go according to plan, and Bucky ends up coming face to face with one of the most dangerous and feared beings in the world - a powerful necromancer who is nothing he had ever expected. Ever.
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- Part 1 of The Idiot's Guide to Necromancy
Bookmarked by caledonius72
06 Mar 2026
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What do you get when you mix knitwear, senior citizens (of several varieties), and social media together? Pure, unadulterated fluff arising from the best of intentions and some minor misconceptions. Featuring recovery through crafting, The Facebooks, and The Orange Hat of Destiny.
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Bookmarked by caledonius72
28 Jan 2025
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Knit One, Purl Two
mollusSummary:
What do you get when you mix knitwear, senior citizens (of several varieties), and social media together? Pure, unadulterated fluff arising from the best of intentions and some minor misconceptions. Featuring recovery through crafting, The Facebooks, and The Orange Hat of Destiny.
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Once Upon a Beanstalk by leveragehunters (Monkeygreen)
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
31 Dec 2018
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Everyone knew how the story went: climb the beanstalk, brave the terrible giant, and if you were lucky and clever and quick you could come away with fortune enough to change your world. If you weren't…well, not every story had a happy ending.
Bucky's problem was that his story had gone wrong before it started. He wasn't braving the giant for a chance at fortune, he was climbing the beanstalk to save his skin—ironic, when he knew the giant was probably going to stomp him flat.
Except he didn't. Didn't stomp him flat, didn't send him back down the beanstalk, didn't act much like a terrible giant at all. He was kind in a way Bucky didn't know how to deal with because everyone knew that wasn't how the world worked. But Bucky was slowly coming to understand that at the top of a beanstalk nothing was what it seemed and that sometimes, with enough determination, what everyone knew could be changed completely.
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Bookmarked by caledonius72
12 Nov 2024
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Once Upon a Beanstalk
leveragehunters (Monkeygreen)Summary:
Everyone knew how the story went: climb the beanstalk, brave the terrible giant, and if you were lucky and clever and quick you could come away with fortune enough to change your world. If you weren't…well, not every story had a happy ending.
Bucky's problem was that his story had gone wrong before it started. He wasn't braving the giant for a chance at fortune, he was climbing the beanstalk to save his skin—ironic, when he knew the giant was probably going to stomp him flat.
Except he didn't. Didn't stomp him flat, didn't send him back down the beanstalk, didn't act much like a terrible giant at all. He was kind in a way Bucky didn't know how to deal with because everyone knew that wasn't how the world worked. But Bucky was slowly coming to understand that at the top of a beanstalk nothing was what it seemed and that sometimes, with enough determination, what everyone knew could be changed completely.
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had we but world enough and time by powerfulowl (StuckyFlangst), ursa
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Jun 2021
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‘Bucky, do you know why I came up to you in the bar tonight?’
Bucky shakes his head. Because he really doesn’t.
‘Because to me, you look perfect.’ Steve’s eyes are so dark and his pale skin is flushed pink. ‘You look strong and solid and your thighs look incredible in those jeans and this –’ Steve runs his fingertips across the skin of Bucky’s stomach where his cropped t-shirt rides up ‘– belly is just perfect, Bucky. You’re fucking beautiful.’ Steve’s hands are on his face now. ‘Your cheek bones, this cleft in your chin,’ Steve’s fingers follow his words.
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Bucky Barnes is single, 30 and gay in New York - totally over the hill. So he's pretty surprised when a blonde Adonis named Steve picks him up and takes him home for the night. He's even more surprised when aliens invade New York and it turns out that Steve is Captain America.
Six years later, Steve Rogers breaks down. He hands over his shield and retreats to Tony's house in a forest by a lake. Waiting to greet him, with ribbons in his hair, is Bucky Barnes - caretaker and carpenter. A man Steve has never forgotten.
Can Steve find the courage to love Bucky? Will Steve have to sacrifice their life together to save the universe?
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Bookmarked by caledonius72
26 Jun 2024
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Steven Grant Rogers, for all that he was a man of noble birth and no small status, had very particular views on the injustice of contemporary society and would expound upon them with remarkable length and ferocity with very little provocation. Being an eligible young man with a not inconsiderable fortune and a large and beautiful estate, one might have expected that he would make an attractive prospect for a lady in search of a husband, but it was whispered that without tempering his attitudes and his fiery spirit, any gentlewoman to wed him would find herself quite at odds with polite society.
Following the passing of his gentle mother, there was but one influence that could entice him into smoothing over his prickly manners for the sake of propriety — the dashing young James Buchanan Barnes, his childhood friend and intimate acquaintance.
Would Mr. Barnes' good influence be enough to secure for Steven the hand of the beautiful and accomplished Margaret Elizabeth Carter, and to win the good graces of his neighbours?