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    Zombies. Fucking zombies.

    Eighteen months ago, the dead started walking and overnight the world as Izuku knew it became more violent, much bloodier, and a hell of a lot smellier.

    After losing his group, and almost his life in the process, he finds himself face to face with a set of wild red eyes that were far more dangerous, and far more likely to eat him whole than any zombie he’d come across.

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    16 Dec 2025

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    Not another one bed fan fiction! Yes. Yes it is. But this time the bed is fucking small, and these boys need to get dicked down.

    Set in midwestern America, Izuku and Katsuki are on a mission. But when their hotel plans go awry, they have to make do with the very small shared space. From bed sharing, to naked post shower run-ins, Izuku isn't certain the both of them can make it out of this trip without *something* going wrong (or perhaps going incredibly right).

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    08 Sep 2025

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    “Tomura,” Kurogiri intones to the sour-faced young man, “what would you like for breakfast? I can make you and Izuku-kun something traditional, or there is Nutella on croissants, or pancakes with—”

    “Shut up!” Shiga growls.

    He turns to Izuku; the look on his face is like walking into a room where the windows are covered up, and ripping all the blinds open at once. Cobwebs, grime, dust, all of it gone as airy gold floods the space. Shiga’s grin stretches from one ear to the other. This is the brother of Shiga’s manic grin for bloodshed and gaming; it is the cousin of the tiny smile (secretly) reserved for corgis.

    He opens his arms to Izuku, fingers plucking the air in their eagerness: come to me, come to me, come to me…

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    When a fledgling Shigaraki dry-runs an abduction, he returns with a hero who never met All Might. The aspiring mass murderer decides to keep him. Forever.

    While Izuku’s caring instincts saved him, they also sentenced him to a life as the plaything of an unstable teenager. Izuku wants things; to see his mother again, for starters, and ultimately to become a hero. If Izuku wants to realize his dreams, he must become real in his captor’s eyes.

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    24 Oct 2023