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For decades, Irk's dominance over the galaxies has gone untested. Now, a growing power led by a mysterious and revered queen emerges. A trio of Irk's finest are the first tasked with investigating the planet Iapetus, but their mission yields disappointing results. In order to protect their Empire and impress their Tallest, the three irkens -- Zim, Tenn, and Tak -- agree to partner with a reckless young captain who, years ago, had disappeared from the face of the Earth without a trace.
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- Part 1 of Contact
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16 Jun 2026
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Only 0.05% of human saliva is not made of the water that, to an Irken, is acidic.
Dib didn't actually consider that when he managed to convince Zim that he could teach him human affection, after his stupid feelings made him confess to him in the middle of a fight.
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22 May 2026
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An annual visit to the Professor's grave swiftly devolves into a nightmare when a body is found bearing vicious wounds from a PAK leg. With only Gaz and an old enemy at his side, Dib must dig up the skeletons of his past before another life is claimed—even if he's overlooking one minor, possibly fatal detail.
There's a reason why these bones were buried.
Dib doesn't know it yet, but he's about to.
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11 Feb 2026
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Zim and Dib are having their usual battle when Dib gets the bright idea to bring back the alien sleep cuffs, new and improved! He manages to get one cuff on Zim and resorts to using the other on himself so he can't escape. Unfortunately, these cuffs work rather well, and the boys are now stuck to one another. Meanwhile, the Tallest have decided the universe--and the armada itself--would be better off if Zim were just dead. So! They send some soldiers to pick Zim up and bring him to Moo Ping-10 to be executed! Too bad he's got some weird hairy headed alien stuck to him.
Basically: Zim and Dib are cuffed together, get kidnapped by the Irken Empire together, and now have to escape and survive...together.
ZADE/F focused but interpret how you want. I'm a romance writer at heart and I know I can slip into my softer gushy writing on accident.
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27 Jan 2026
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With All My Foolish Hope.
This is not a happy story! There is no fluff here be warned! Also no happy ending... well not really! Dark themes. And terribly unbetaed! Hope you enjoy it.
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26 Jun 2020