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    “Jane, stop it, seriously! A woman is claiming to be your dead wife and you wanna hypnotize me!?”

    He tenses. His eyes flicker from her left to her right pupil. “Is that who you're talking to?” he asks. Then she hears him say, “It must be the medication. It's causing hallucinations. I need to get a doctor.” But his lips don't move.

    It freaks her out. Is there something wrong with her eyes? Her brain? Is that why she can't see his mouth move even though she heard him speak? “Yeah, maybe you should get a doctor,” she agrees shakily. “Unless this is one of your tricks. Jane, I'm gonna be so pissed if this is one of your tricks.”

    In which O'Laughlin's bullet did more damage, psychic powers are real, and Lisbon gets to know Jane's wife.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    07 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 55

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    His right eye cracked open first, groaning at the sunlight pouring through the bare window. The left followed, pulling a figure into focus – a woman standing at his bedside, haloed in gold like the sun itself had chosen her. An incandescent spotlight.

    Dark hair spilling loose, long and wavy. Fine-boned features with a hint of elfin, like she belonged half to this world and half to a storybook. A bowed mouth shaped like it had secrets worth keeping, and wide doe eyes men braver than him might gladly fight and die for.

    “Mister Jane?”
    Awfully formal even for a one night stand. 
    “Did we… sleep together?”
    “What? No!” Her indignation hitched sharp, umbrage written plain enough that even through the fog in his head, he felt the sting.

    OR the one where Jane needs a bodyguard.
    (with loosely borrowed parts from The Bodyguard movie)

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    30 Dec 2025

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    SHARED AU WITH @SILLYSILURIFORME ON TUMBLR

    Gabriel Agreste has two 'interns' under his employment—Unbeknownst to anyone but him and Nathalie, Emmy and Gégé are younger copies of Emilie and Gabriel Agreste himself. ...He does not treat them well.

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    01 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    In the wake of World War I, Marinette and her crew have transitioned from spy work and raiding black markets to running an evening club and fighting organized crime on the side. She's determined to use her team to take down Gabriel Agreste, who's been getting away with criminal activity since the war began, merely because of his connections to the Mayor.

    Marinette's quest for justice has absolutely nothing to do with a summer romance she had with Adrien Agreste before the war, before he was shipped off to England and never heard from again. Her quest for justice has nothing to do with Adrien's sudden return, his new involvement in his father's business, and absolutely nothing to do with her own personal heartbreak.

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    01 Jun 2025