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paths which keep crossing by BulliedChrysanthemums
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Apr 2026
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"Respectfully, this lowly one must refuse."
Luo Binghe leaned back, looking at him with confusion in his eyes.
"Is that so?" He tilted his head. "Didn't you say you enjoyed collecting unique experiences?"
Shen Jiu scoffed, his patience running thin. "Can a man with hundreds of wives claim that marrying him is a unique experience?"
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19 Jul 2026
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The Futility of Letter Burning by minarenny for Godotfound
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Jul 2026
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While Shen Jiu wonders for the second time in as many days if it’s possible to get away with braining his own student with a stapler, Luo Binghe lifts a bag. It’s a nondescript grocery bag, but the smell that wafts from it is incredible. Whatever is inside is both fresh and warm, possibly just made before delivery.
Shen Jiu’s eyes narrow. “Where did you get that?” he asks.
“Right outside your office, laoshi. It was just sitting there.” Luo Binghe sets it down. “Didn’t you order delivery?”
Or: It starts with the anonymous online posts. After that, it only devolves from there, and Shen Jiu has no one to turn to.
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19 Jul 2026
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After weeks of being too occupied to have sex Pierrot and Harlequin finally have time to themselves
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18 Jul 2026
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“Fuck, you’re so naive,” he cursed, growing increasingly more hot and bothered the more Pierrot pressed against his front. “You don’t understand how shit works, uh? You just hope one day someone will love you enough to explain to you everything you need to know about sex.”
Slimy and green tentacles began to slip out from under his shirt, slithering over Harley’s thighs and travelling up to wrap behind Pierrot’s back, who quickly found himself restrained and unable to pull away.
“Well, luckily for you,” Harlequin pulled him down to whisper into his ear, “I am right here.”Series
- Part 2 of Oh lord the clowns are fucking
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17 Jul 2026
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Attraction Of The Perpetrator by Deciphered_Phantom
Fandoms: The Freak Circus (Visual Novel)
03 Feb 2026
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Pierrot finally snaps and gives Harlequin what he deserves.
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17 Jul 2026
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Misidentification by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jul 2026
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Shen Qingqiu has done what any scholar looking to spare his chrysanthemum would do and memorized the botanical guide of known aphrodisiacs to better avoid the three-hundred something wife plots that the universe was trying to force him into daily. So far, his research has paid off, and he and Binghe have enjoyed seven blissfully aphrodisiac-free weeks. A new record!
(The record doesn't last much longer. Except it kind of does.)
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16 Jul 2026
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Pork by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jul 2026
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Shen Qingqiu looks at the blood smeared all over the floor. He looks at the bloody cutting board and knife on the counter, devoid of meat. He looks at the puttering pot. He… he wouldn’t…
His mind is adding two plus two, but the answer is coming out blank.
“Binghe,” Shen Qingqiu says - his voice sounds distant from himself, absurdly calm and measured, a little cold. “Exactly what were you doing, sticking knives into yourself?”
Luo Binghe tenses up, looking like a terrified, frozen prey animal. Caught out.
“Your own flesh,” Shen Qingqiu says, far away. “You’ve put it in…?”
“It’s not bad,” Luo Binghe says desperately. He looks at Shen Qingqiu plaintively, almost begging. “Shizun, it’s not bad. I heal from any injury, so not even scars are left behind. Any pain is fleeting, it’s easy for me to ignore it. And-- and meat is meat, isn’t it? It’s still tasty, right? Shizun always loves it so much when I make it.”
‘Always?’
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Luo Binghe has a secret ingredient.
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- Part 41 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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09 Jul 2026
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Catboy Blues by posthumous_vigor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Jul 2022
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Shen Qingqiu has a pet cat. The disciples dote on it, jokingly calling it “Shizun” because of the haughty way it carries itself and the green ribbon around its neck. Chief among its admirers is Luo Binghe, who treasures every moment of kindness shown to him. And the cat, with its sharp green eyes and human-like intelligence, is very kind to him.
Meanwhile, Shen Yuan has some complicated feelings about being a catboy.
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30 Jun 2026
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i wanna make you only mine by clairelutra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jun 2026
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Sometimes your pet dudeporn webnovel only hates women a little bit—and you have the misfortune of transmigrating into the only woman the novel well and truly loathes.
Good thing no one ever gave Luo Binghe that particular memo.
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- Part 9 of exploiting comphet for fun and profit
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22 Jun 2026
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The labors of Shen Qingqiu (or, how Luo Binghe tricked his master into courting him) by HanaSheralHaminail
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jun 2026
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In which Luo Binghe finds his master trapped inside the Imperial Palace in the demonic Realm, bleeding out from a knife wound.
As a way of enacting petty revenge, he puts Shen Qingqiu to work in the Imperial Library.
Shen Qingqiu absolutely loves him for this. Who knew the blackened protagonist could still be so thoughtful?- Language:
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21 Jun 2026
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You're found dead after a terrible storm. Pierrot can't believe that the love of his life is gone now. Now, he's going to do everything in his power to get you back.
Harlequin tags along for fun.
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19 Jun 2026
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Reel In and Release by armyoftoads
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Oct 2024
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Lately, Luo Binghe has been unable to keep substances that look like certain bodily emissions off of his face. Shen Qingqiu is absolutely, positively not fixated on this and would absolutely, positively never admit to himself that it makes him feel things below the waist.
Day 3 of Filthy Shizun Week - Facials
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19 Jun 2026
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filmography (buffer shot) by miss_universe
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jun 2026
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Shang Qinghua never meant to become famous. It just kind of happened, okay? It was all Shen Yuan's fault. Shen Yuan disagrees. If he has to be an international superstar, he's dragging Shang Qinghua with him. Serves him right.
Their two bodyguards, Mobei-Jun and Luo Binghe, are just along for the ride.
(buffer shot: a film technique of inserting a shot into a film to disguise a mistake or cut.)
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12 Jun 2026
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Dialogue Tree by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Jun 2026
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[Initiating punishment protocol.]
Wait wait wait wait.
What!?
Where is this coming from??
What did he do, System!? Lying in bed like a lump on a log, not moving or speaking as he tries and fails to drift to sleep, what could he conceivably be doing that would merit a punishment!? And where do you get off, barging in to dole out reprimands out of nowhere when you’ve been radio silent for the last few years! Is the plot over or isn’t it???
“Mn.” Plastered to his side like sticky rice as per usual, a needy arm curled around his waist to keep him close and make sure that he can’t wander off without waking him, Luo Binghe stirs slightly as Shen Qingqiu stiffens with rage. “Husband…?”
Shen Qingqiu opens his mouth to reassure him, but his voice completely refuses to leave his throat. And that’s when it appears.
1. “Get off, you’re suffocating me.” (Coldly push him away.)
2. “Husband, I’m feeling a little restless~” (Turn into him seductively.)
3. “It’s nothing, just a bad dream.”-
The System gets inventive, and Shen Qingqiu has to work with limited options.
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- Part 38 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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11 Jun 2026
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Peerless Shizun Reviews by SPF
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Jun 2026
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"Honestly, how could he complain about the setup? Shen Yuan sits in front of a dark green wall to rant about poorly written trash. All while in his pajamas. He reviewed a variety of xianxia media over the years: harem dramas, stallion novels, and terrible cultivator shows. Shen Yuan had so much to say about the genre that people started calling him Shizun-- as if he's a teacher instead of a NEET hater."
Or, Shen Yuan is a active livestreamer, "Peerless Shizun Reviews". After an incident on stream, Luo Binghe makes the decision to no longer be an faceless fan-- He wants to be with his Shizun for real.
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Heaven and Hell by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jun 2026
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"S-Shizun, what..." the famous Demon King stammered as his beloved angel gripped his ass with a vigorous slap.
It wouldn't be strange if they were alone. But the fact was, they weren't alone, but in the midst of negotiations with the Southwestern Demon Tribe.
There was a good reason for those negotiations, more than valid reasons, which at the moment, with Shen Qingqiu's possessive hands on him, he couldn't recall.
"What, I can't touch my husband?" the angel asked, blinking with such an innocent expression that it might have misled anyone else.
But Luo Binghe knew him well, and he knew he was toying with him. Not that he minded.
(There are many clichés about angels; however, it's unclear how many are real or not: there are hypotheses, but nothing more. Luo Binghe can claim to be one of the leading experts on the subject: after all, he was married with one.)
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06 Jun 2026
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Heavy Cream by Dangereuse
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Oct 2022
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Luo Binghe couldn’t quite put it into words. He wanted that sweet cream. Those soft hands. The warm greeting. The small braid he’d found, tucked away in the carefully brushed and oiled mass of his hair. The shared bed, infused with two people’s scents. Falling asleep with a warm nipple in his mouth, and sucking, sucking until a poor over-milked Shizun cried and begged Luo Binghe to stop and fuck him instead. “The Shizun I should have been given.”
Madame Meiyin’s eyes grew larger, wider, and seemed to glisten as she perched, over his chest, faces close enough her hair cascaded in a kind of perfumed tent around Luo Binghe’s neck and shoulders. Luo Binghe could see the stars in her eyes, whole moving galaxies of color and light. She watched him with sharp teeth and hunger, even as she crooned, low: “Tell me how it tasted.”
Luo Binghe looked at her. “Like home,” he found himself saying.
“Oh,” she said, finally, some spell of Sight broken. She laughed, and rolled away. “Just that.”
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- Part 4 of Kinktober 2022
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22 May 2026
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share this heart with me by clairelutra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 May 2026
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Shen Yuan transmigrates into Wife #86, an unnamed catgirl demon, and decides she can't possibly pass up this golden opportunity to see her favorite protagonist in action. Her manhood was a small price to pay!
...She didn't think it would involve this much dual cultivation, though! PIDW certainly wasn't kidding about the protagonist's insatiable appetite! Hey, what happened to the other wives...?
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- Part 2 of exploiting comphet for fun and profit
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20 May 2026
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fish bones by notyourcircus
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 May 2026
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Luo Binghe meets a stranger at the edge of the Luo River.
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12 May 2026
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yours is mine by lavenderandrue for silversinnbees
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 May 2026
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As if reading his mind, Luo Bingmei laughs, legs shifting farther apart as he lounges in his chair as if it's a throne and not some falling-apart wicker that, if he knows himself, Luo Bingmei had probably woven painstakingly. "This room is well-ventilated, you know. You have to breathe in the smoke directly for it to really do much to you." I'm not poisoning you, he heavily implies, and even if I was, it would be your fault for standing here.
"It probably wouldn't do a thing to me anyway," Luo Binghe bites back, hating the words as they leave his mouth. He sounds like some little brat craving attention. "This lord's cultivation has reached heights the likes of you can barely dream of."
Luo Bingmei does not look suitably impressed by this. "Is that so." He takes another long pull from the pipe, holding the smoke in his mouth for a moment before leaning forward slightly to exhale.
Luo Binghe finds himself inhaling as it curls toward his lips.
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10 May 2026