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    At our water park (S13E14) by

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    01 Jul 2024

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    Rewrite of the "Pee" episode. After the piss outbreak at the water park, Kyle and Cartman are stranded together, floating on the pee surface without anyone else in sight. It's absolutely necessary to stay close to each other in order to survive. However, they end up getting a bit too close for Kyle's comfort.

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    Chatroulette is not the same without a gun (S14E04) by

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    01 Aug 2024

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    After Cartman's suggestion to find Facebook friends on Chatroulette, Kyle tries to use the website at home and gets connected to a fat girl that seems somehow familiar.

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    02 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 22

    Undissolved sea foam and bête noire by

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    03 May 2025

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    "Moisha, you behave and do whatever uncle Kyle tells you, okay?" Yentl Cartman calls out into the house and gets an "uh huh" in response. Her husband is giving a piggyback ride to their daughter in the front yard, focused on that frolic is only Kyle, whose strained smile fades as soon as he closes the front door. His thoughts occupied with that bespectacled fat man and the way he didn't so much as glance in Kyle's direction, he turns to look at the tyke, who is the spitting image of his so-called "father".

    They're here all alone.

    (a.k.a. two wrongs, that will always find solace in animosity against all odds. And you know the saying about two wrongs.)

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  4. Public Bookmark 22

    Intuit the root of weeping by

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    27 Jul 2022

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    Who knew that nights could get so hot in California?

    "Goodnight, Butters," says the friendly uncle Budd as he turns the lights off and closes the door behind him, leaving his nephew and his robot friend in the guest bedroom of his and his wife's house.

    "Goodnight, my robot," Butters parrots the man, patting Eric on his "front panel" and leaving his hand there, knuckles pressed against the black marker writing "A.W.E.S.O.M - O 4000".

    From inside the suffocating cardboard helmet, Eric's eyes stare up at the ceiling.

     Weak.

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  5. Public Bookmark 14

    In the throes of the threshold by

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    09 Aug 2024

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    Cartman came over to Kyle's place for a routinely hassling. Kyle couldn't pick a worse time to be touching his wiener, could he?

    (a.k.a If I can prove that I never touched my balls, will you promise not to tell another soul what you saw?)

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    02 Oct 2025