brorpheus
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Choke Yourself To Sleep by Iamalsohere
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
16 Nov 2020
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12 Apr 2022
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like a good neighbor by arxaris
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Jan 2022
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“So, like, what do you do while you work? I assume you’re not actually jerking off all the time.”
“I usually just bake. And I do a lot of crossword puzzles.”
“Oh, sick, you can bake? Did you make anything tonight while we were talking?”
“I put cinnamon rolls in the oven right before you called.”
“Ugh, I’m so jealous! I’m pretty sure one of my neighbors is making cinnamon rolls, too - I can smell them all the way in my bedroom and it’s making me so hungry. Is the universe punishing me for spending half my paycheck on a phone sex line?”
In which Shouto is a phone sex operator, Hanta is his newest regular, Sero is kind of into his mysterious neighbor Todoroki (who might have the hots for Sero, too), and everyone is too dumb to introduce themselves with full names or realize that not that many people bake cinnamon rolls at 11 PM on a Friday night.
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Bookmarked by brorpheus
23 Nov 2021
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Dirk summons a demon for the exclusive purpose of 'cathartic boning.' He gets what he wants.
NOTE: This fic is ergodic (think House of Leaves), which means it cannot be downloaded for offline perusal on your kindle/pdf reader. Also has CYOA elements, so clicking “Entire Work” will make the fic impossible to read.
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- English
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- 82/82
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Bookmarked by poolstrider (brorpheus)
23 Feb 2021
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Dave Lalonde is an internationally renown movie director arguably more famous than God, and indisputably richer. He certainly isn't expecting the bizarrely dressed stranger he runs into in the bathroom of an Academy Awards afterparty to indelibly interpose himself into his life in the worst possible ways. However much he might want to, Dirk Strider inevitably proves to be a man that Dave will never be able to forget.
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- English
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Bookmarked by brorpheus
28 Mar 2021
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Dirk Strider goes out into the world with two goals: find something, and lose himself in the process. It works well enough until a handsome boy with bottle green eyes follows the trail of missed connections and ticket stubs right to his heart and decides to help himself to everything Dirk was determined to throw away.
(Fae Jake/listless semi-sex addict Dirk, and a lot of self-indulgence.)
Series
- Part 1 of to black mambo (fae AU)
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- English
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- 55,327
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- 12/12
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Bookmarked by brorpheus
27 Mar 2021