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who you gonna call (ghostbusters!!) by breadstickobsession
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
20 Dec 2024
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“What did this…ghost look like?” Jon could maybe entertain this, if only because Tim’s position was clearly set.
“I…didn’t get a good look. There were just…eyes, definitely eyes. It looked really surprised to see me, actually,”
“Ah, well, that’s not exactly a helpful image, so if you wouldn’t mind, I would like to get back to work, as should you,”
Tim left.
(aka i wanted more ghost jon content and it was halloween.)(it's still halloween stfu)
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and if your heart stops beating (i’ll be here wondering) by breadstickobsession
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
29 Oct 2024
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five times jonny and ts confused tim and bertie, and one time tim learned the truth of the matter
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When Tim had followed Bertie to the moon, he hadn’t known what to expect. But he was confident that he would have never imagined this.
Not even necessarily in a bad way, just in a “what-the-fuck” way.
Which, admittedly, sounds quite negative. But he felt that it was a proper response to a wooden man with serious consistency issues and…whatever the everloving fuck was going on with one Jonny D’Ville.
(moon war fics my beloveds)
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i’m not used to this (how did it happen) by breadstickobsession
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
29 Apr 2024
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s1 archives bonding via sleepover, what more could you ask for (much, much more)
(gaelle if you’re here go away [this is what i was writing in class])
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the usual bizarre (damn that oxymoron) by breadstickobsession
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
08 Apr 2024
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Finley had a plan, a perfect plan, for this school year. They had thought of it themself, and it was foolproof.
All they had to do was become a perfect angel in the eyes of their teachers. Then, they could never get in trouble, not perfect finley, who hadn’t done anything wrong. And after they gained the trust of their teachers, they could break all the rules they wanted, so long as the teachers didn’t see.
The new English teacher put a wrench into that plan. Well, less like a wrench and more like a giant hammer.
(or: no thoughts head empty just teacher jon)
(gaelle if you’re here i’m begging you not to be here)
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it’s awful out here, socrates by breadstickobsession
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 Mar 2024
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if canon won’t make these five be besties in the first season and have drinks together, then i will.
(or: how basira made everyone realize jon had an actual life)
(or: what if basira showing up went differently because of mechs!jon)
(gaelle don’t judge me for this i swear i’m normal about this fictional homosexuals)
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there’s bound to be a ghost at the back of your closet by breadstickobsession
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
20 Dec 2024
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welcome to luci’s stupid ghost au :)
this started as a joke for halloween, but i got attached. updates will be far between and not scheduled bc life ain’t scheduled at the moment.
who you gonna call (ghostbusters!!) - after MAG 200, jon comes back to the archives as a ghost due to a deal with annabelle. he arrives in early s1. s5 martin, who was supposed to come, is missing. UNFINISHED BUT PARTIALLY PUBLISHED.
galaxies may burn (and life goes on) - an in-between fic for the other two. five times ghost!jon shared info without context, and one time he explained things. NOT YET STARTED
flourishes in places no one goes - hell yeah martin time! there is a strange presence in the library. jon sees all the signs of the fog that one crept so close. things work out, as they tend to do. NOT YET STARTED
series title from Up the Wolves by The Mountain Goats. fic titles from the ghostbusters theme song, ‘Alice’ by The Mechanisms, and ‘maybe when you see me next’ by The Narcissist Cookbook
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AO3 work skin CSS & HTML formatting for imitating reddit in a work. CSS is my own and not copied from somewhere else. Feel free to use as you wish.
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21 Oct 2025
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My Co-Worker is an Eldritch Horror by CeaselessWatchersSpecialBoy
Fandoms: The Magnus Protocol (Podcast), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
27 May 2025
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Jonathan Sims is a perfectly normal co-worker, thank you very much.
He does not, as much as Colin would have anyone believe, 'know things he shouldn’t', nor does he 'stare too much' or 'ask questions no one can refuse'. Quite frankly, Colin is the unstable co-worker here, and Jon would appreciate it if everyone else agreed with him.
He is most certainly not from another universe, and he most certainly didn't bleed out in his lover's arms. That's absurd.
Jonathan Sims is a perfectly normal co-worker, and the voices in the computers mean nothing to him.
[INDEFINITE HIATUS]
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It was past midnight when Wilson arrived, and House’s team had all left hours before. Cameron was the last to go, shooting House a pitying look as she pulled her coat on, but House had ignored her.
A Wilson who’s been dating House for years doesn’t work at Princeton-Plainsboro. It takes House’s team years to find out that their boss is dating someone, let alone who, but they see more of the relationship than they know.
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“I mean, do you ever stop and think about who your anonymous friend might be?" Tighnari says. "Or like, maybe it’s someone you already know or some random guy in one of your classes.”
“No,” Kaveh says, thinking. “With my luck, if I did know him already, then he would probably be the worst person I know. Someone like Al-Haitham.” The thought is so absurd that he stops and laughs. “But that would be fucking awful.”
In Kaveh's humble opinion, the title for The Worst Guy In The World is tied between four people: the asshole in his Tuesday eight am, the employee behind the library email account, the guy writing the university's advice column, and the student that the professor he assists always complains about.
It would only be too convenient if they were all the same person. (They are.)
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06 Aug 2025
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hey guys so. favorite fic of them ever
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Ranpo, in an attempt to save the Agency from Dazai's dramatics, makes a bet with him about who can come up with the most successful pick-up lines.
(Ranpo loses the bet, but when a certain author comes into the picture, he might win something, after all)