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They’d made it plain enough at the council table, hadn’t they? “Optimal genetic pairing,” the elders chorused, ink-stained fingers circling her clan’s kekkei genkai records. Uchiha ocular prowess spliced with Uzumaki chakra reserves. A breeding contract swaddled in silk.
Once upon a time Naruto had held her fingers through her clan’s compound gates—until the guards had pried him loose and he had screamed her name into the night. Now, Sasuke stared at the man across their wedding chamber—her husband—his gaze fixed on the tatami’s weave as if meeting her eyes would turn him to stone.
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Kakashi has a crush. It doesn't really explain why the living room is filled with cake. Or does it?
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20 Mar 2026
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Iruka peruses the mission board when he overhears some kunoichi talking about a C-rank babysitting mission. Curious by the rumours, Iruka takes a look.
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C-Rank, Chuunin and above only.Mission Duration:
???? One week. An arrangement can be made for recurring services if you survive.Mission Description:
Feral baby.
Please feed and water.
Bring dog treats. He likes those.Signed:
Henohenomoheji.Iruka untacks the mission brief, walks over to the mission coordinators and asks, “This mission is a prank, right?”
Or: The continual well-being of Uzumaki Naruto rides on a C-Ranked mission.
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18 Mar 2026
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Maybe it’s because Naruto doesn’t know when to quit, because he’s always there in the periphery, because he’s loud and obnoxious and pushy. Maybe it’s because Naruto is the only one who’s been able to land a hit on him in a spar for months now. Maybe it’s because Naruto is the only one who’s not afraid to make him bleed.
Regardless, Naruto is Sasuke’s rival. And as such, Sasuke watches him.
And watches.
And watches.---
In which Sasuke finds many aspects of Naruto's life objectionable, and as a result more or less abducts--I mean, adopts him.
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18 Mar 2026
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“Naruto is a person with a name,” Iruka snapped, already way past the limit of his patience for the day. Funny, how he could spend all day with small children, but a single council meeting wore him down to the bone. “Use it.”
“Hmm.”
For a long second, Iruka thought that he was about to die. And then Hatake’s eye curled in a friendly crinkle, an approximation of a smile.
“You’ll do,” Hatake said.*** 5 times Kakashi & Iruka tried to be a normal family for Naruto + 1 time they were a full on ninja family ***
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