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Yo, I'm not some squeaky clean, perfect little XGeek doormat. But I'm real. An' you don't know me half as well as you think you do. So here's me, on my life, my terms.
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Sloth ponders the illogical feelings within her and her single lapse in efficiency.
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Luna loves threstrals.
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In the pilot of Firefly, Mal claimed to be a mean old man. This statement was more accurate than most would guess, and he is not the only one with a secret to hide. Caleb and Jasmine take on the verse, and find Serenity.
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Somethings, you really don't want to know. Double Drabble.
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"We're going to be alcoholics by the time we're thirty," Sokka sighed.
"You think we'll live to be thirty?" Zuko asked, honestly thrilled. Sokka had pretty good instincts. Perhaps Zuko should reevaluate his long term goals. He could start by having long term goals.
A more likely alternative was that Sokka was just a hopeless optimist. It just went to show, you never truly saw another man until you stood shoulder to shoulder against a fleet of war balloons intent on raining death upon the city you loved.
Zuko was just a normal guy with normal interests. He liked theatre, burglary, crotchety ostrich horses, watching the Blind Bandit crush her opponents in a glorious display of skill and violence... just your standard banished prince things. It wasn't his fault he kept stumbling into rebellions and uncovering long-buried secrets. Fine, maybe freeing the prisoners was on him, but he was completely innocent of all other treason. Zuko was his father's loyal son. He'd never betray his nation.
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Uncle Iroh took a more creative approach to fostering Zuko's appreciation of other cultures. Now it's everyone's Problem.- Language:
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16 Apr 2026
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He needed to get their attention focused on the information he could offer, instead of the threat he represented. He needed them to not immediately see him as a danger and try to kill him. Just a friendly demon here for a friendly chat, no need for weapons.
“Hey. You know your boyfriend is trapped in your sword, right?”
So, yeah, that didn’t work.
Or: Jinu's plan was a flop, but that's fine. Baby has a plan, too. "Fuck it, we ball," counts as a plan, right? Right.
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- Part 2 of Pivot Fic Universe
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22 Mar 2026
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Taylor's first night out goes horrifically wrong. After an accident, she winds up with fourteen voices in her head, marking her as Butcher XV. This certainly complicates her planned heroic career, but sometimes you have to take refuge in audacity.
This is a slight AU where the Teeth returned to the Bay in summer of 2010, causing mayhem and havoc as they set up shop. Taylor's life didn't change too much from these events, even if the junior Teeth were slightly more agreeable at school than the Merchants had been. Then again, they still didn't lift a finger to help her when she was shoved into the locker. Her first night out happens a bit earlier than canon, causing a few interesting butterflies.
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02 Feb 2026
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Red Hood is adopted by his goons. The best part? He never saw it coming.
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- Part 1 of Hood's Merry Men
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30 Jan 2026
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There’s more to peace than the absence of war. The work is as hard and uncertain as any Shinobi mission.
AKA: A highly self-indulgent fic in which a civilian woman helps an orphaned Sasuke and winds up saving the world.- Language:
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16 Nov 2025
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OC is fascinating. Love the politics! Ace relationship ftw!