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    “I read the books about you,” Muriel said matter-of-factly.

    Crowley wasn’t following. “The books about me?”

    “The letter books to Aziraphale’s friend Diary? You must know them. They must be an angel, but I don’t think I’ve ever met them before.”

    Crowley coughed heavily. “You’ve read Aziraphale’s diary?”

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    There was always a low level hum of attraction and lust in the air when Crowley was around. In fact, Aziraphale couldn’t recall a single time, after their first meeting on the wall, when he hadn’t watched Crowley dazzle and transfix every poor human that they encountered. He’d even seen Eve give him the eye when he was in his human form, back in the day, and she’d been with child at the time. 

    Aziraphale couldn’t blame them for falling victim to Crowley’s considerable wiles. He was a demon, after all. Tempting was in the job description. Plus, he’d clearly designed his human form to be utterly irresistible to all humans, from his eye-catching hair down to his stylish clothing. It was overkill, if you asked Aziraphale. But then, he supposed, overkill wasn’t really a thing with demons.

    Aziraphale would win a gold medal in Mental Gymnastics.

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    Crowley folded his long legs and slouched his body into a chair so uncomfortable that not even magic could fix it. Aziraphale was on the stage sitting straight-backed and prim, his hands neatly folded on top of the sheets of music on his lap. On one side of him sat a reedy girl in a pastel dress; on the other, a grubby-looking boy wearing a crooked blue tie and dirty white trainers along with his suit. Neither could be older than fifteen. Aziraphale’s smile was wide enough that some of the mothers in the crowd eyed him suspiciously.

    Objectively, rationally absurd, every single thing about this situation.

    Aziraphale picks up some new hobbies. Crowley has no chill.

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    “Are you saying I feel like this because of my time in Hell? I thought you meant moral consequences.”

    “Since when do I give a toss about moral consequences, angel? No, you’ve got a Hell hangover. Must have hit once the adrenaline wore off,” Crowley answered.

    Hell hangover?” Aziraphale repeated incredulously.

    Aziraphale's trip down to Hell leaves him worse for wear.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “It’s just,” he continued, “I’ve noticed that humans—some humans, anyway—they use that word, angel, as a…well, as a sort of…endearment.”

    “Do they?” said Crowley, who had invented using the word as an endearment in the 13th century AD.

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