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The internet gets confirmation: Shane Hollander has a girlfriend. Called Lily.
Ever considered how many Lilys there are in North America? Or how many people with parasocial delusions?
Twitter is flooded with #findLily pretenders.
@insomniac_bookworm42 | Did you learn Photoshop at one of those free “Computers for Senior Citizens” classes at the library?
@insomniac_bookworm42 | If not, you should ask for a refund
@preoccupied_educator | this is insulting to those of us who make weird self-insert clout chasing parasocial photoshopped pictures of ourselves with celebrities for a living
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18 Jun 2026
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At the end of the world, the Archivist stood watch. He stood and he watched for minutes, for hours, for years, for decades, for a time when time did not exist, he watched.
And then he blinked, and Jonathan Sims was back before everything went wrong. He was back, and he had another chance to protect those he cared for, to protect the world.
But first, he needs to learn how to act like nothing had changed in the Jon that everyone else knew.
Besides the constant fear of death, that part is definitely the most difficult.
(Or, Jon gets sent back in time, chaos ensues.)
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17 Jun 2026
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The blood rushes through his ears and drowns out all other noise as he goes still. Intentionally, he reaches deep within himself, down to the very essence of what makes him the person he is, and twists it, knows it. It hurts; of course it does. But in the end, he opens his eyes again and he knows that he has to go on.
In this moment, the Archivist forces himself to become Jonathan Sims once more.
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17 Jun 2026
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Flip to side-B for more content by VentisetteStars
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 Mar 2021
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Jon removes the watcher's crown and the world fills with static. Jon undoes the end of the world, and travels back to the moment he signed the contract to become the archivist in Elias’s office.
Jon makes changes. Elias continues being a dick. Tim makes chaos. Martin makes tea. Sasha has the brain cell. Georgie and Melanie help.
A bet is made.
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- Part 2 of Both sides of the tape
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17 Jun 2026
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my jane fucks hollander sometimes, no big deal by ronbin
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
06 Apr 2026
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Jane jokes in the Ottawa WAGs chat about fucking Shane Hollander. It spirals from there.
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- Part 2 of ronbin's HR social media/texting fics
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15 Jun 2026
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Dean's heard of shifters who'd made their way into sex work. He's heard that they'll be whoever you pay them to be.
Dean pays the shifter to be Cas.
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13 Jun 2026
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I just need a quiet place where I can scream how I love you by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 May 2026
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Shane gets added to the Ottawa WAG chat not long after Ilya joins the team, fully intending on replying as little as possible. Instead, he finds himself with an unexpected support system when coming out to his teammates goes wrong, and he finds himself traded across the continent.
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- Part 1 of SAP 4 U
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11 Jun 2026
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I Laugh Like Me Again by theki11erandthefina1gir1
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 May 2026
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It's Shane Hollander's first season in Ottawa, and the whole Centaurs roster is playing better than they ever have. So why won't the press focus on that? Why do he and Ilya keep having to answer questions about their marriage, and not get to talk about the incredible start to the season that their team is having? Maybe if they do one podcast, with hosts who are normal people, they can just tell their whole story and focus on bringing the Stanley Cup to Ottawa.
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or, Shane and Ilya do a sports podcast run by lesbians for members of the LGBTQ+ community, and the internet reacts.
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- Part 1 of Sweet Music Playing in the Dark
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10 Jun 2026
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Power, Poison, Pain, and Joy inside My DNA by theki11erandthefina1gir1
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
07 Jun 2026
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All eyes are on Montreal and Ottawa now that Shane Hollander is a Centaur. It's going to be a big year for the Cens, assuming they can get past their first game against the Voyageurs... and their second... and their third? Maybe it won't be as simple as playing one game and proving everybody wrong.
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Compliant with other works in this series but can be read as a standalone.
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- Part 3 of Sweet Music Playing in the Dark
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10 Jun 2026
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Hollywood Blow Job Guy & the Dinosaur, or: Hollanov Build a Chosen Family by doctor_roc_roger
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Apr 2026
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What if Shane Hollander got on his knees in a dirty club bathroom in LA, and got more than an orgasm out of it? What if he also made a friend who helped him stand up for himself?
What if Ilya Rozanov had his very own pet dinosaur?
What if Scott and Kip met differently?
What if the queer NHL hockey players found each other sooner, and had each other's backs?
What if they didn't have to navigate self-discovery, queer love, and homophobia on their own, and what if they all got to come out on their own terms?
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A funny, sweet, and (briefly!) angsty story about unexpected connections and the power of queer friendship. Told through characters' POVs and text history.Series
- Part 2 of HR unlikely friendships
- Part 3 of Heated rivalry fics
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- 9/9
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09 Jun 2026
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ready to dive by sezsskywalkers
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 May 2026
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because it’s never once been casual—and shane’s the first to slip
or how, with rozanov’s jacket clutched in his arms and the concrete stairs cold beneath him, shane realises; yeah, i’m super fucking gay
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09 Jun 2026
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WHAT DID WE MISS?!?! by mud_stomper
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Mar 2026
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What if Shane and Ilya didn’t get caught at the cottage?? what if they got married in secret?? And what if emergency contacts revealed it all??
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08 Jun 2026
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Maybe Eight Years Is Enough by ItsMayBiTheWay
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
16 May 2026
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The pounding on the door is what jolts Shane awake. Instinctively he tries to jump to his feet and rush to get it, but a heavy weight around his torso and on top of his legs prevents him from moving. As consciousness slowly returns to him, breaking through the haze of his hangover—and possible still-drunken state—he realizes that he is being held by Rozanov.
“Shane Hollander, open the door, now!”
“Oh my god, oh my fucking god. Jesus fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking hell. That is my fucking mother.”
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After getting drunk at the 2016 NHL Awards, Shane Hollander wakes up married to Ilya Rozanov
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- Part 1 of What Happens in Vegas
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08 Jun 2026
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this is why we can't have nice things by apageinthisbook
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
24 Jun 2026
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Remember when Hayden Pike punches Ilya after Shane said not to, right before the announcement of the Irina Foundation? Remember that that was the second time Hayden laid his hands on Ilya in the first month of knowing him?
Or, Shane gets rightfully fed up after the first month of Hayden's behavior towards Ilya. Punching Ilya was the final straw, so he tells Hayden to pretend he never found out. It sets off a chain of events landing him, happily, in Ottawa a year earlier and with a better support system for both him and Ilya.
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07 Jun 2026
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Canada Day by frondsanemones
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Apr 2026
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June 2018. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are about to execute the first step of their ten-year plan, with Ilya signing with the Ottawa Centaurs when free agency begins on July 1.
Except Shane accidentally, drunkenly, outs himself to the Montreal Metros at the end of the season. Who are not as okay with it as Shane would have hoped.
AKA the most eventful Canada Day that the MLH has ever seen.
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04 Jun 2026
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not "your' anything by 24begaydonothing81
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Jun 2026
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SHANE: Lily.
LILY: Hello
SHANE: Dead to me.
What the actual fuck?
LILY: ??
SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
LILY: ahh
I am in trouble
Yes?
Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).- Language:
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24 Apr 2026
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unknowingly knowing by birdy1171
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jun 2026
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- Marlow Has Added Jane to the Conversation -
Marlow: Please don't tell Roz
Jane: O.O
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Lily: What the fuck is this?
Hayden: Oh-
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- Part 1 of The Many Things of Hollanov
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24 Apr 2026
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Jane Doe elected Prime WAG by Driftingalongtheshore
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 Jun 2026
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[Boss Babes]
Jessica:
I just had a revelation
So we know the following information about Jane right:
1. Rich
2. Famous (enough for us to ALL recognize her)
3. Powerful? (has contacts in NHL)
4. PUBLICALLY well-known supporter of the HABS (EW!) but born in Ottawa
5. Lives/spends a lot of time between Ottawa and Montreal
6. Extremely demanding job which involves lots of travel
7. Fluent in French/English
8. Would lose job, friends, and family amid massive public scandal if relationship with Rozanov was leakedSo far we've been stumped, no female celebs match that description
But what if we're looking in the wrong direction
Because I believe there's a MAN who fits the description to a TJane:
I don't like where this is goingJessica:
What if (s)HE's actually…
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Jessica:
I rest my caseThe Boston WAGs and their investigations into the curious case of Rozanov's Jane Doe.
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24 Apr 2026
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Jane, Head WAG by cottage_loons
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Jun 2026
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Cassie:
btw jane now that ilya is captain this means you’re officially Head WAG 💁🏻♀️
Jane:
what?
oh nononono that's not necessary
Selena:
sorry girl it's not really a choice
Or, Ilya tells the Ottawa Centaurs about Jane
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23 Apr 2026
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When practice is done and he’s showered, he checks his phone.
The 16 messages from Lily are expected with Ilya traveling to Detroit this week. Ilya has a strong but unsupported hatred of Detroit. The ‘vibes are bad Shane’ was the last claim Shane had heard and he is prepared to read even less substantiated claims.
He’s unprepared to see a group chat he’s been added to.
Shane is only a part of a few group chats. One that Rose put together with a bunch of her not out queer friends that he keeps muted but likes to scroll through every once in a while (they have good memes). The group chat with the whole team he only keeps up with for Captain Reasons but keeps it muted too. The one with both of his parents that his mom uses more often than her single thread with him cause ‘Your Dad deserves to be in the loop too’. And finally the one with Jackie and Hayden which is mostly him and Jackie bullying Hayden and Hayden being increasingly frustrated with their antics.
This is not even close to those
OTTAWA WAGSor Shane gets added to the Ottawa WAGs group chat and maybe learns something about himself along the way
Previously: Shane Hollander and the Magic of Friendship- Language:
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23 Apr 2026