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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Two of his students have questions. The questions leave his students' mouths at the same time, and reach his ears simultaneously.

    The Fount considers the problem before him.

    The next morning, there are two Founts.

    Two Founts can answer twice as many questions — this encourages yet more questions.

    Therefore, by the end of the week, there are five Founts.

    Congratulations!

    Whether you earned your place through examination, recommendation, scholarship, transfer, or sheer stubbornness, welcome to Blueberry Yoghurt Academy!

    If you're reading this, then you have likely heard the rumors — frankly, all of Earthbread has, at this point.

    No, they are not exaggerated.

    Yes, all twenty six members of the faculty are Blueberry Milk Cookie, Fount of All Knowledge, one of the five divine Virtues.

    Yes, they're all the same cookie.

    No, we don't understand it either; though not for lack of trying, on the Blueberries' parts.

    Or: in which the Fount(s?) of All Knowledge never (?) fall(s) (...?)

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    18 Jun 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    The Fount of Knowledge is visited by a cookie all too familiar. A demonstration presents itself, helping the Fount finally find relief to the many inexplicable urges she's been experiencing.

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    Based on this art by shadowmilkr34 on Twitter.

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    04 Jul 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    Wanderer spends late night hours in the bathroom.

    Durin doesn’t know how to knock.

    Albedo is unsure of how to help.

    Buer doesn’t know how to approach this situation.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Harry Potter is supposed to be Voldemort's personal meditation tool for Dark Lords Suffering From Being Surrounded By Idiots, but when sudden changes in his sullen mental state come to Voldemort's attention, his plans are shoved aside and he is left reeling from sudden revelations about his nemesis.

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    Harry would like to remember who he is, where he is, and who he is with. As he recalls more and more of his past, he realizes that he might just be safer than he's ever been and that it's kind of weird that he has yet to remember anything about the man who claims to be his enemy (and is doing a horrible job at it).

    COMPLETE!

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    03 Jul 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    The five Virtues, The Witches greatest creations, bakes perfectly. Right? No flaws, no cracks in the dough. If they were baked to perfection by The Witches then why would other cookie get so upset with them? Fount would and their questions just as he was supposed to- with complete honesty. The truth. The truth that no cookies wanted to hear. When cookies didn’t like what they’d hear they lash out- some even tried to tell him otherwise. That his answer was wrong. And sometimes it worked. Sometimes he second guessed himself and his answer to the point he spent hours studying books and scrolls to make sure he was right and not spreading misinformation. He’d gone to The Witches for advice- to his mother, First Milk, but she was no help. Telling him he was in the wrong and making him feel worse. Soon enough he couldn’t care less about what answered he gave, spreading misinformation seemed much easier than exhausting himself.

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    02 Jul 2026

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