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    After you’ve known Matches Malone long enough, you get used to him telling you about his kids. Not that his kids know about it.

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    06 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 81

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    Tim's an investigative journalist looking into an ecological oddity. Kon is a refugee from one of Luthor's Labs, trying to find his place. They both end up in a glowing lake and crime-fighting/investigative journalism ensues. Peej helps, Bernard doesn't, Bart makes chili, and Kal sometimes brings donuts while he mother-hens.

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    25 May 2026

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    Kon is tasked by the Planet to write the defining piece on Gotham City (no pressure). As he learns more about the city's first family and its criminal underbelly, he finds himself increasingly entangled with the mob and the vigilantes he's supposed to keep away from.

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    A story about how Kon and Tim grapple with their family legacies, fall in love, and team up to foil a conspiracy to ruin Gotham's hard earned order.

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    28 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    what if the beach episode was also a bottle episode and also a hyperbolic time chamber

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    09 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 55

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    Given everything, it was actually surprising no-one had foreseen it or something like it.

    Like, in hindsight? It was really obvious something like that would be likely to happen.

    As it were, the day Tim surprised Kon with a newly-purchased apartment and a request to move in with him and, immediately upon saying yes, Kon developed a fever, well.

    It was all a bit of a clusterfuck.

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    09 Jan 2026