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More precious than jade by bilboakenshield27
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
31 Jan 2022
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Centuries ago, more centuries than Shen Yuan could count, he was cursed to be a jade pendant.
Or one day Luo Binghe finds a magical jade pendant in the library his Shizun sent him to clean as punishment. It seemed ironic (but fitting) to Binghe that the first person to show any care for him wasn't exactly a 'person.'
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It's dark and cold here by bilboakenshield27
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Apr 2021
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"The once great Peak Lord Shen Qingqiu, reduced to uncontrollable shivers."
Or what if Gongyi Xiao never came to rescue Shen Qingqiu from the Water Prison? What if Shen Qingqiu had stayed there for a couple of weeks instead? And, of course, the Huan Hua Palace track record when it comes to prisoners is pretty bad.
Basically just an excuse to write some hurt Shen Qingqiu.
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We dance around a ring and suppose by bilboakenshield27
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
04 Nov 2020
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“He twirled between tables, voice rising and falling, glancing surreptitiously around for an escape route. There was a small door behind the dais and the main entrance through which the queen had entered—both manned by four guards. Jaskier mentally calculated the blows to his dignity if he just booked it through the main door mid-song."
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Set My Wings on Fire by bilboakenshield27
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
14 May 2020
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Jaskier slumped against the ground, blood spurting from his nose and gushing down his neck. A kick to his chest had him curling in on himself, his ribs groaning, his hands clutching his sides. The men above him laughed, one faking another kick just to see him flinch.
“Not so brave now, you stupid boy.”-or-
Jaskier gets turned into a bird and has to warn Geralt about an ambush.
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Bilbo has three jobs, is homeless, and sleeps outside the doors of Erebor Industries-one of the biggest jewelry stores in downtown Dale. Thorin is the CEO of Erebor Ind., and they see each other every morning. While Thorin thinks that Bilbo is just a pest and a nuisance, he might be more wrong then he's ever been before...
Modern AU where Bilbo does more for Thorin than he knows, and Thorin is a complete jerk (but he comes around in the end, so its fine yay bagginshield)
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"Aiichiro-sama,” Tadashi protested before he could stop himself. Aiichiro’s eyes settled on him with furious intent.
"Do you have any complaints, Tadashi?" he demanded.
The silence lengthened, taut between the three of them. Tadashi knew what was expected of him, knew what he should be; dogs loyal to the Shindo family did not disobey, after all. And yet, when he saw the tense line of Ainosuke’s back, the words caught in his throat. If he said nothing now, then there would truly be no one by Ainosuke's side. A lifetime ago, he had found a lonely boy crying by the pool house. Tadashi hadn’t turned his back on him then — how could he choose differently now when it mattered just as much?
When Ainosuke's father burns his skateboard, Tadashi chooses to express an opinion. After being fired for his defiance, Tadashi tries to rebuild his life outside of the Shindo family’s influence — however Ainosuke has no plans of letting him go so easily. A DK era AU.Bookmarked by bilboakenshield27
28 Jun 2026
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count to ten and fr(ease) my pain by crimsonseekers, Theoretica
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
11 Apr 2021
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Reki’s left arm was the arm he always braced with when he fell. It was the one that, by extension, got injured the most.
Maybe he’d been fooled by naivety, by the vague idea that he’d be fresh and able-bodied forever, but limbs weren’t meant to be sprained or fractured or broken as often as his left arm was. Each trip to the hospital, he was tempting fate more and more. Really, he should’ve seen it coming:
Nerve damage.
There was a constant, never-ending ache in his arm. A dull throbbing that he eventually learned was easy enough to ignore (except, of course, when it burned like the fucking sun and he couldn’t sleep and he just curled up in his bed wishing for anything to make it stop-). It was always there, but always ignorable. He was good at ignoring his problems.
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Reki's repeated injuries have left him with chronic pain. He likes to think he deals with it pretty well. It's not a big deal; no one has to know.
Right?
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26 Jun 2026
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I've Got A Piece of Your Heart (But I Want the Whole Damn Thing) by Jenanigans1207
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
08 Apr 2021
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“Sure?” Langa doesn’t like the way Reki is looking at him without meeting his gaze. “Of course I’ll help you, Reki. What’s up?”
It takes a long second for Reki to answer. When he finally does, Langa feels the world slow to a stop around them. “Well, the thing is... my soulmate is always writing on their arm. But they’re always writing in English, so I don’t know what it says. I was hoping you might translate it for me?”
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Reki asks Langa to translate the English writing of his soulmate and is left to wonder why, exactly, Langa turns so incredibly red as he does exactly that.
(The soulmate au nobody asked me for)
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26 Jun 2026
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Catboy Blues by posthumous_vigor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Jul 2022
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Shen Qingqiu has a pet cat. The disciples dote on it, jokingly calling it “Shizun” because of the haughty way it carries itself and the green ribbon around its neck. Chief among its admirers is Luo Binghe, who treasures every moment of kindness shown to him. And the cat, with its sharp green eyes and human-like intelligence, is very kind to him.
Meanwhile, Shen Yuan has some complicated feelings about being a catboy.
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19 Jun 2026
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Separate Ways by TGP
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Mar 2026
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There are plenty of skills one can pick up in the Endless Abyss if curious or just desperate enough. The shape changing had been explained as being able to look like other people. This isn’t what happens when Luo Binghe tries it. What happens is that he’s transformed into a tiny dog with masses of curly black fur.
When he catches his reflection while transformed, his first thought is, Shizun would definitely want to pet me.
(Or, the one where Luo Binghe can turn into a dog, infiltrates Qing Jing, and seeks Shizun's affections through fluffy subterfuge)
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19 Jun 2026