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Hermione Granger has never been what one would call “lucky.” She’s not exactly unlucky, but she’s never survived a Killing Curse or caught a golden snitch in her mouth, so she feels it’s safe to say that Harry’s the lucky one out of their friend group. But when the entire wedding party aside from Hermione and Severus Snape come down with food poisoning at Harry and Draco's wedding, she ends up going on the trip of a lifetime to Maui. If only she didn't have to share it with the one man who cannot seem to stand her presence. And to make matters worse, they have to pretend to be married.
Ten days in a honeymoon suite in Hawaii with Severus Snape? What could go wrong?
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06 Apr 2026
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When Harry finds an injured Snape on his doorstep and must hide him from the Dursleys, he has no idea that this very, very bad day will be the start of something good.
Harry and Snape are thrown together by annoying relatives, a series of strange dreams, and Voldemort's latest hunt for Harry, but their greatest challenge may well be surviving each other. This will be a long summer unless the two can find a way to work together. A slow-burn enemy-to-mentor story.
Alternate 6th summer (and part of the school year): post-OotP; ignores HBP and DH. No slash, no romance. NOW COMPLETE!
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04 Apr 2026
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Hermione doesn't need much to be happy. All she needs is her career as the Head Matron of Hogwarts, her cat Crookshanks, and the friendship of her boss, Severus Snape. So long as she has those things, she will have a Happy Christmas.
Severus doesn't need much to be happy. He needs his employees to stop singing off-key Christmas carols, Crookshanks to help keep the Headmaster's Tower free of mice, and the friendship of Hermione Granger. So long as he has those things, he can endure Christmas.
George needs much more to be happy. He needs is to prove to everyone that he isn't the joke he's been made out to be. All he needs is someone to carry out his plan, even if they are unaware of his true intentions. Then, he will have the Christmas he's always wanted.
What happens when all these desires collide, leading the most chaotic and furriest Christmas Hogwarts has ever known?
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03 Apr 2026
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NOW COMPLETE
What's more difficult than dealing with one Severus Snape? Dealing with two of them.
After Hermione mysteriously stumbles across a teenage Severus Snape in the Room of Requirement, she finds herself seeking out the companionship of the troubled young man more and more.
Meanwhile, the very adult Professor Snape finds himself in far closer quarters than he would like with a girl he tried to forget about long ago.
A story about love, fate, and two people who just can't manage to escape either.
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02 Apr 2026
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When Severus Snape overhears Hermione griping about all of her ex-lovers attending the memorial ball, he makes her an offer... Fake a relationship for the evening, fool their admirers, walk away clean. It's just one night of performance. What could possibly go wrong?
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01 Apr 2026