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  1. Public Bookmark 62

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    “Robby," says John, gesturing with his sandwich, "and the United Services Organization, are giving Samira a pilot for Christmas."

    “Oh how nice,” says Parker, and then, "Wait.”

    Samira nods. John gestures again. A bit of bologna flies off and lands on the counter with a wet thwap. Samira feels like that slice of bologna. "Samira," John continues, "will be hosting this wounded war hero at her farm. The farm in Connecticut that she lives on with her husband and child."

    Parker has a look of dawning horror on her face. “Samira.”

    “I know.”

    “You don’t have a farm.”

    “I know.”

    “You don’t have a husband.”

    “I’m aware.”

    "You definitely don't have a child."

    "Correct."

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    23 Apr 2026

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    ridiculously funny

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    Despairing over how overwhelmingly boring all of Garak's Cardassian literary picks are, Julian goes complaining to Jadzia.

    She offers him a gift he really shouldn't have opened.

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    22 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 83

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    It isn’t easy to convince Yoojin to go down on his knees.

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    31 May 2025

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    “I’m the king,” Arthur says grumpily, swallowing around the stone that has settled in his throat, “I can wear what I want.”

    “What about what I want?”

    “I’m the king,” Arthur repeats slowly, since Merlin is being particularly thick, “and so you can also wear what I want.”

    Or, Arthur dresses Merlin, which goes about as well as you would expect.

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    22 Apr 2024

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    Claude is killed for the good of the cause. Hubert begs to differ.

    Under Derdriu's scorching sun, a decision is reversed.

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    02 Feb 2023

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    slay