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Cunk on Erid by Macremae
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV)
22 Apr 2026
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In this BBC documentary special, Philomena Cunk travels to the planet Erid to pose the questions no one else would even think to ask.
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07 Jun 2026
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In a universe where Dexter tells Debra about his dark urges at a young age, things go very differently. Haunted daily by the impulse to kill, Dexter must navigate working under his foster father, trying to forge an honest relationship with Rita, and the unearthing of family secrets that may be better left buried.
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30 Apr 2026
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Ilya Rozanov: I do not understand why you are being like this but you look very pretty when you are annoyed so I do not mind.
Shane Hollander: [awkwardly] Oh… um. Thanks, I guess, Rozanov.
Ilya Rozanov: Is true. You are so beautiful. I cannot believe you exist. So pretty. And I get to have you and love you and be your boyfriend-
[Shane slams his hand over Ilya’s mouth, his expression panicked.]
Shane Hollander: This interview is over! Cut the cameras, now!
(the players at all-stars 2018 eat spiked brownies. cue a chaos + a hollanov reveal)
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11 Apr 2026
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Refusing to let Ilya ruin his career by signing with Ottawa, Shane chooses to really give their relationship a try and moves to Boston to live with Ilya and become a Raider. What follows is enough public scrutiny and backlash from his team that it has him questioning if he made the right decision. Until moments with Ilya and the Raiders show him exactly why he chose correctly.
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Hayden’s eyes flickered to Shane as he sat on the bench, chewing on the edge of his mouth guard.
“Don’t fucking look at him,” Ilya insisted as he bent down for the faceoff.
“Excuse me?” Hayden mumbled, eyes darting back to him.
“You heard me,” he retorted, his tone clipped. “He’s not your teammate anymore; he’s mine. If you think Marlow is a problem to your game, wait until you see what I will do to your team if you hurt anyone on mine again.”
Hayden scoffed, dipping his head as he tried to focus on the game. Something about Ilya’s words still rang through his head though, sounding so definitive that he didn’t want to risk seeing what he was actually referring to when he said that.
The puck dropped again, and Ilya stole it before he could comprehend how quickly it happened.
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10 Apr 2026