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Charlie sets her beer down hard on the counter, making him flinch. “Are you trying to invent a problem?” she asks incredulously.
“What? No, dude, I’m telling you—”
“Your boyfriend turned down sex twice, once because you were concussed and your arm was broken, and once because he was about to drive out of state to help your brother,” Charlie summarises, brutal and unrelenting. “And you think that, what? You can never ask him for sex again because of that?”
Dean’s been playing catch-up his entire life, and he’s still figuring out the whole “asking for what I want” thing.
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“What? Does watching me snore get your rocks off or something?”
Dean’s tone borders on joking, but the words burn uncomfortably in Castiel’s ears. He can feel where the whole line of his body tenses. He needs to leave, needs to escape and wrap all of his rotten fantasies up in a tight little box and throw them away where they will never see the light of day again. Castiel swallows, jolts as his eyes dart around and refuse to meet Dean’s.
“Wait.” Dean sounds disbelieving. Castiel wants to disappear. “Wait, seriously, Cas?”
or the one where cas doesn't really understand how human kinks work or why he finds dean sleeping so hot, and dean is just excited to do something that cas wants
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- Part 1 of you see me in the lovely garden tending
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18 Jun 2026
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When Amara gifted Dean with “the one thing he needed the most”, Dean didn’t figure he’d walk out of that garden to absolute bupkis. How rude was that? Not even a limo. Just Donna picking him up in her bent-outta-shape truck and offering a high-five for saving the world from impending doom…again.
Dean tries his hand at dating, only to be publicly dumped because he’s ‘emotionally unavailable’, whatever the hell that means. Fuck dating. Dating isn’t a thing he can put on his shortlist of talents. Bored to tears and totally-not-lonely, Dean decides he’s good with the on-going intimate relationship he has with his right hand anyway.
Three hours away, Donna is dumped by another Doug. How could this happen? She’s done everything right. She’s done everything she hadn’t done with the first Doug. Frustrated and hurt, she swears off dating forever, at least until she learns about ‘fuck buddies’. From that, Donna kicks off a casual fling with none other than Dean Winchester. They have sex, laugh, eat pizza, hunt; it’s perfect. It’s the most perfect no-strings attached arrangement. No love, just some kinky boinking involving cowboy boots and nurse scrubs, and no one is “catching feelings”...
Right? Fudge.
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The first time Dean meets Claire Novak, the only thing he can think of is how small she is.
Or the 5 times Claire stole Dean’s wardrobe and the one time he gave her something.
This fic has now been translated to Russian!
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It’s there, as much as it isn't. But that’s just Dean and Cas. They are complicated and messy and always so close, yet they never have enough to get all the way. How they share a bond so strong, while being so devastatingly separated by so much, Sam will never know.
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“I must press upon you the importance of this opportunity, Castiel,” Mick says, still watching Cas intently. “And quite frankly, I'm looking forward to working closely with you.”
Sam's eyes widen, and he twists around on mere reflex alone, grabbing Dean before he can launch himself at Mick. Dean slams into him, but he's too angry to be thinking clearly, so Sam manages to wrestle the gun from Dean's hands before he can do something he'd regret later. Now is not the time for caveman tendencies, nor is it the place to stake his claim. Dean lets out a real, genuine growl, face pinched in fury.
God, Sam can't wait to tease him about this later.
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16 Jun 2026