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• Who Dies These Days, Anyway? by becomingSLUDGE

  Fandoms: Hellblazer, Constantine (TV), Torchwood, Doctor Who (2005)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M, M/M, F/F
  • Work in Progress

  31 May 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • John Constantine/Jack Harkness
  • John Constantine/Original Female Character (Briefly)
  • Jenny Flint/Madame Vastra
  • John Constantine
  • Jack Harkness
  • The Demon Furfur
  • Madame Vastra (Doctor Who)
  • Strax (Doctor Who)
  • Jenny Flint
  • The followers of Furfur (a cult i made up)
  • lowkey avoiding my finals writing this
  • I intend to continue working on this and I intend to have more characters but right now we're a low budget production
  • takes place in the 90s bc i've been watching a lot of 90s movies and that's when my favorite hellblazer comics were written :]
  • POV John Constantine
  • Demons
  • Demonic Possession
  • Cults
  • Occult
  • let me know if there is something else i should be tagging....

  Summary

  When has John Constantine ever fallen on good times? Will he finally meet someone that turns his luck around? Or will he bump heads with someone opposed?
  Drawn to Cardiff for a case, Constantine encounters one Jack Harkness in a case that they both seem intertwined in. Will it be a help or a hindrance when the exorcist and con-man must work together? With an ally in Madame Vastra (et al.), how hard could this case possible be? He's brought countless people back to life. But, how many for the better?

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  8,630

  Chapters:

  5/?

  Kudos:

  7

  Hits:

  119

• Good Thing I Brought My Axe-Cane by becomingSLUDGE

  Fandoms: House M.D.  

  • Not Rated
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No category
  • Work in Progress

  22 Jan 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gregory House
  • Robert Chase
  • Zombie Apocalypse
  • there arent enough zombies in house
  • written while sick like months ago
  • I think about that one scene from bombshells too much ig
  • imagine chase's hair back to its original glory
  • nothing romantic happens between house and chase
  • and it never will
  • so dont come here if thats what you're looking for...
  • i dont know if i'll ever continue this but like.. maybe one day...? im just busy...
  • and i have a different zombie thing im writing
  • not for here
  • i just thought there should be more house zombie fan fiction out in the world so i did it myself
  • there's something adjacent to cannibalism here
  • like some might see it as straight up cannibalism but that depends on your view of zombies
  • house pov
  • I do not remember writing this

  Summary

  The world as you know it is gone forever. Zombies have come to rise and now we must adapt to survive. Gregory House knows how to take care of himself, all he needs is his motorcycle and an endless supply of gasoline. But in the world as it is now, the only endless supply of anything is DEATH!!! AND DYING!!! AND KILLING!! AND BLOOD AND GUTS AND GORE AND MACABRE, DISTURBING IMAGERY!!!! (Honestly there's not a lot gore, and I don't think there's been any blood, but it's zombies, so...)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,220

  Chapters:

  2/?

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  9

  Hits:

  67