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    “If I gave Jackie a day of getting to have sex with me whenever she wants as a thank you for tidying the living room, I think she’d divorce me,” Hayden says.

    “Nah, man, she’d kill you,” J. J. says, which is probably true.

    Shane shrugs. “That sounds like a straight people problem.”

    Hayden is truly glad that the times of Shane torturing himself by being in the closet are over. But. Well. This conversation is kind of making him miss those days.

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    Finally, after everything, Shane is a happily married man. Incredibly happily married. It only becomes a problem once he thinks it qualifies him to dispense relationship advice.

    Or, five times Shane gives relationship advice his friends disagree with, and one time he doesn’t.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Hayden just wanted to surprise Shane with a guy’s night in. Shane had been flat lately, and he and JJ thought it would be nice to distract him with friendship.
    How they ended up stuck in a fucking closet watching Shane get dicked down harder than anyone in the history of the world has ever been dicked down, Hayden would never quite understand.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Stranger: a/s/l
    You: What?
    Stranger: age sex location
    You: Oh.
    You: 24, Male, Canada
    You: You?
    Stranger: 24m usa
    You: Do you like hockey?

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Tweet referenced/inspired by:
    can someone theorize how early situationship era shane was comfortable enough with his sexuality to buy himself a dildo

    — skirk’s footrest @flinslay
    February 16, 2026
    https://x.com/flinslay/status/2023480604336312743

    Anyways so I wrote it: Here’s how Shane bought his dildo and his first time trying it out.

    This is set after the commercial hookup in 1410, after Shane’s rookie season has begun.

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    30 May 2026