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Panettone by baph0meat
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
17 Jul 2019
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“I’m going to church,” Prosciutto finally admits, grudgingly, because sometimes it seems like the truth is the only way to disarm Melone (and maybe dissuade him - Prosciutto has a vague half-formed assumption in the back of his mind that Melone can’t tread on hallowed ground). Melone, as it turns out, isn't really disarmed, but he does release Prosciutto’s elbow and squint at him.
“You're what?”
“Midnight mass.” Melone blinks. “It’s Christmas Eve,” Prosciutto prompts. Still nothing.
“You're a Christian,” Melone finally manages. It’s a confirmation, not a question.
“A Catholic.”
“We kill people for money,” Melone says, another probing confirmation.
“Didn't say I was a good one.”
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On Christmas Eve, 1999, Melone learns a little bit about Prosciutto's personal life (whether Prosciutto wants him to or not).
AKA, [Clickbait Voice] MELONE REACTS!!!! to the liturgy of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.
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Sasori's fingers creak around a bottle of rubbing alcohol. The more he swims to what he thinks is the shore of the dilemma, the more he drowns. He chooses to sink. Before a right hand can reach out to undo the bandages, the gloves come off.
"I will disinfect the area before sedating you locally. Then probe," he says, the joints of his knuckles raising and falling to adapt to the curvature of ribs - lifting Deidara slightly off the ground. "Only then will I be able to tell what's left of you."---
deidara fucks himself up on a mission. sasori picks up the pieces, and finds a secret in the debris. they're both horny about it
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“Is that really how you measure units of time, Commander.” Canach’s voice is barbed, teasing; he’s smirking and smug. “Just stretches of ennui between opportunities to see me.”
“Yes,” says Glyndwr, because he’s nectared.
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Loose lips sink ships, but sometimes they sail them instead.
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Sempre a Casa va Finire by baph0meat
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
14 Sep 2016
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Chi si volta, e chi si gira, sempre a casa va finire. - No matter where you go, and no matter where you turn, you will always end up at home.
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A collection of in-between moments.
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95°, and Windless by baph0meat
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
08 Sep 2016
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There’s pool water spangled in Jolyne’s eyelashes, all lit up by the wall lights, and her hair is coming loose from her buns. Hermès feels it again, thundering and plain: she loves her, loves her, loves her.
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After Cape Canaveral, things rewind; then they move forward, brighter than before.
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secrets: three days by marinarin
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
10 Dec 2017
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Melone wants to punch the stoicity off his face, he’s wanted to ever since he realized it often softened for him.
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10 Dec 2017
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Twin Human Highway Flares by etymologyplayground
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
13 Jul 2016
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"Ah!" Ghirga exclaims. "Goofy face man! You have eyebrows now. You'll let me in, right?"
Abbacchio frowns at him. "Not until capo says so. If you're gonna be part of his team, you can't tell him what to do, you impertinent little goblin."
Ghirga's face falls. "Sorry," he says. "I just wanna be part of the team. Polpo said I could."
"Ugh," Abbacchio says, and he pulls back into the apartment, closing the door in Ghirga's face again. "Buccellati, I think he's serious."
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Buccellati builds his team.- Language:
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Bookmarked by baph0meat
13 Jul 2016
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i dont know what i did to deserve this fic but whatever it was it must have been so good that i have no doubt in my mind that when i die i will go to heaven
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There Will Be No Divorce by etymologyplayground
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
08 Jul 2016
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"I'm only single because there's no girl on Earth who could handle all this." Narancia gestures at himself, and Mista giggles again, and then cringes. His nose still hurts.
"That's definitely it," Trish says, rolling her eyes. "But what about the rest of you? Are all of you just bachelors?"
"No," Fugo says. He's been shuffling cards, and now he begins dealing them out. "Buccellati's married."
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Aliens, Chuunibyo, and Other Illusions by orphan_account
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
23 Jun 2016
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On his first day of school, Mikitaka stood up in front of his classmates and told them, "I am an alien!"
Yuuya hated him instantly.
(Slow build, eventual Yuuya/Mikitaka, character tags to be updated as more people become relevant.)
Series
- Part 1 of Even an Alien Wants to Be In Love
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23 Jun 2016
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hfhfhfhfhf ... a really really good rarepair, really well written and characterized
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Lost in Emotion by etymologyplayground
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
06 Jun 2016
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"Picture Jotaro, but only 165 centimeters tall," says Kakyoin. That gets a reluctant giggle out of Polnareff. Of course. Of course Kakyoin's method of cheering him up would be to make fun of Jotaro. "But still super buff. You Jojos and your age-inappropriate buffness, my God."
Joseph puffs up his chest. "Hohoho, I'm so glad you noticed. You know, Jotaro got tall before he got muscley," he says. Oh, no.
"Please tell me there is photographic evidence of this," Polnareff says. Oh, no.
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Moments on the road.Series
- Part 1 of 101 Amazing Sea Creatures!