bambeans1418
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- Team Fortress 2 (2)
- PHIGHTING! (Roblox) (1)
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my stupid take on if plague, a now year old tf2 oc of mine, was shoved into tbtf and experienced horrors beyond his imagination :)
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Team Phortress 2 (Phighting X TF2 nonsense) by bambeans1418, popy_the_shmingit
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2, PHIGHTING! (Roblox)
29 Dec 2024
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- English
- Words:
- 551
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- 1/?
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Take Back The Fortress by Babs_Oliver
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2, Team Fortress Classic, TF2 - Fandom
12 Mar 2026
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Halloween, 1972. Three months after the showdown between Team Fortress and Team Fortress Classic at Gray Gravel Co., the RED and BLU teams are set to complete their final contract, given to them directly by the Administrator. The mission: Locate The Philosopher's Stone within Merasmus' library and deliver it to her. A simple mission that should have been done by morning, but disaster strikes when the mercenaries accidentally unleash a monster from one of Merasmus' books - The Shadow Blight, a sentient plague from another world.
The teams are scattered across the globe by this foul creature and Heavy and Medic are left stranded at Gray Gravel Co., where they find themselves in the midst of an apocalypse. With no allies to turn to and the Shadow Blight looming large, the two men try to gather their resources when a familiar foe finds them.
The Classic Heavy is somehow alive, and they quickly realize that they have no choice but to work together to survive.
But they are not on their own; a strange masked man from C. Heavy's past joins them on their journey - The Classic Medic.
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Bookmarked by bambeans1418
09 Jan 2025
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oHHH MYF GOD THIS FIC THIS FUCKING FIC /POS
IM STILL RECOVERING FROM CHAPTER 24 BYT I DONT THINK I EVER WILL THIS IS SO AWFUL BUT SO GREET AND ITS BEAUTIFUL I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ALL MY FAVORITE MEN. IN ONE PLACE! DON'T WORRY THEY MIGHT GO THROUGH INDESCRIBABLE HORRORS BUT YOU'LL BE RIGHT THERE WITH THEM! AAAGHHHHHFHJGHFHFHNGMRHEMDLIDBGBGHGHFCHAPTER 25. YOU. IM GOING TO FIND YOU BABS OH MY GODDD MY HANDS ARE SHAKING
ok but like it wasn't as bad as i thought it'd be but. this is part ONE? Th. It. It's. ITS STILL HITTING MY FEELS. OWWWWW. FUCK MAAANNNNNNN AAAUUUGGHHHHHH CMEDIC MY BOYchapter 26. babs im going to GET YOU
i never really said much about it initially but jesus CHRIST was this so much INFORMATION served on a SILVER PLATTER
ill admit i was anticipating something as bad as the airship but?? honestly?? it was alright compared to that but the STUFF THIS CONTAINED. YEOWCH. WHAT THE FUUUCKK 😢😢😢😢😢😢 -
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When a run in with Dell’s experimental teleporter goes wrong, him and Spy end up stranded in the snowy wilderness of the Alps. Using Dell’s wits, strength, and survival knowledge, alongside Spy’s… uh… world’s smallest roll of toilet paper stored in his teeth, they’ll have to work together to get out alive. Hopefully no strange, confusing, homoerotic, queerplatonic, aroace themed feelings arise from being stranded alone in the mountains with your best friend/mortal enemy.
Bookmarked by bambeans1418
14 Oct 2025
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i also need to read this later thanks popyyyy thank youuuuu ilove old men and their stupid dynamics lalala
im pretty sure i read this by now cause I remember engie crashing out over medic asking heavy for help when he was Right There
my yaoi :((( i need to give engie a hug :((( -
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Stupid Lobotomy story: The Gravel Wars ended, thanks to a new 'leader' of the companies. Gray Mann has new policies that he needs to enforce.
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RED and BLU teams are different people, with different personalities and names!
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Updated at least once a week. next update: small breakSeries
- Part 2 of PocketMed
Bookmarked by bambeans1418
08 Aug 2025
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SAVING THIS ONE TOO BECAUSE I THINK I REMEMVER THIS ONE FROM MY REIGN AS A GUEST I GENUINELY CANT REMEMBER SHIT THESE DAYS
i have now read and yes i remer.. lobomy.. poor fritz :(( pookiee :< i have hope ludwig is insane enough to heal him up and somehow fix any complications..
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two old men bonding over a second language struggle, and some little birds.
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disclaimer:
- talks of mental illness + homosexuality will be period-typical
- engineer is acting as a caregiver for pyro in this fic
- there is not, and will never be romance between engineer and pyro.
- no really edgy medic (sorry :))Series
- Part 1 of PocketMed
Bookmarked by bambeans1418
09 Aug 2025
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I FOUND IT HUZZAHH
i read this fic originally as a guest (or i just never saved it i gen csnt remember) but I FUCKING LOVE THIS ONE 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 MEDIC 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 HONEEEYYYYYYYYYY
AAAOI OAUFHHHHH AUAUE UEE UEEE UEEEUUUU 😭 😭ahem. anyways im definitely binge reading this later
i have binge read it and ohhhh my god yep its still as peak as i knew it was ohh my gays i love them dearly
i think this is where my hc of the medigun not being able to heal pre-RED wounds came from it probably is i dunnae -
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When Sniper is invited to a Smissmas Party with his old colleagues, he ends up feeling like the odd one out. That is, until an unexpected interaction with Heavy's sister changes everything.
Bookmarked by bambeans1418
09 Aug 2025
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straight spy fic??? in 2025?? unheard of!! /silly
but seriously i do like the concept i havent the time to read just yet, maybe in the morning but gahdaymn heavy's poor sisters getting scooped up by his fucking co-workers 😭 😭 😭 😭 like DAMN MAN
to be fair he got scooped up by one of them (medic) too so LIKE OKAY OFF TOPIC ANYWAYS i am saving this for Later. which i realize i can do that by just clicking the mark for later option wow im stupid 💔💔