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    "They always insist on going down on me and I have to pretend like they’re The One who’s finally good at it. But no one’s good at it. It’s just something that doesn’t feel good.”

    Wade’s eye twitches.

    Peter glares at him. “Say it.”

    “I’m afraid I’m going to have to insist that they’re all bad at it, baby boy.”

    Or: Peter has never had a good experience getting head. Wade swears he can change his mind.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    have a man read this

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    "Clark. What the hell is this," Lois asks, staring at Clark's Bruceman WIP folder. Clark's first instinct is to fly away, but that would still leave his fic on display for her to see. His second instinct is to blast a hole straight through his laptop screen with his heat vision, which isn't much better.


    Clark, in an attempt to make some spare cash, unintentionally stumbles into the world of superhero fanfiction, becomes a prolific writer for Gotham's OTP, and tries his best to fend off rival fans who want him to convert to superbat instead.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    FLUFFY ANGSTY SECRET IDENTITY PORN

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    “A whole speech just to tell me that you learn best from being roughed up a little,” Robby brings his cigarette up to his lips. “You could’ve saved both of us the time by just saying so, kid.”

    Dennis blinks.

    dennis has always learned best after being roughed up. robby wants to teach him a couple things.

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    26 Oct 2025

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    i have no words, lets reread this once a week.

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    Morning coffee with Price. Evening food runs with Gaz. Ghost at night. Like clockwork. Like… they’d planned it.

    “You’re takin’ shifts,” Soap said, staring.

    Price didn’t look up. “Aye.”

    “You—what?”

    “Making sure you’re following orders.” He flicked the paper to a new page, as if this was the most mundane admission in the world. “And that you’ve got what you need.”

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    Post-mission downtime turns into a slow unravelling of boundaries, as Soap recovers from a busted knee, and fails to keep his mouth shut. Or: the Poly141 fic I've been promising (re: threatening)

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    19 Oct 2025

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    soap/everyone done in the hottest way possible

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    When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

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    17 Oct 2025

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    chapter 30