azzphodel
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and you, you are an angel by azzphodel for WillowLepida
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
23 Mar 2026
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Fumbling onto the mass of coats on the armchair, Tango whispered very loudly:
"Jimmy, you've gotten very soft and strangely leathery."
Jimmy sighed and grabbed him from under his arm and with a hefty HUHH hauled Tango back up. "That’s… that’s my rain jacket, Tango. I’m over here."
or, Tango accidentally drinks one day blinding stew; Jimmy, bless his heart, tries to take care of him. fluff ensues
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i’ll hold on until there’s nothing left to hold by azzphodel
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
03 May 2025
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Scar’s brain started flashing with the news that that wasn’t a very platonic thing to say to his best friend. Okay, damage control. Scar got this. “I want you.”
No! That was even worse!
or, Scar’s a kindergartener teacher, one of his kids, Jimmy, is avian and can’t sleep during naptimes. Scar calls the only other avian he knows to ask for help. Hopefully neither Scar nor Grian will realise how desperately in love he is with said avian. mutual pining ensues
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barely even friends, then somebody bends, unexpectedly by azzphodel
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
08 Feb 2025
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Scar’s eyes were blown, just a bit of scarlet around dark, dark pupils. “I see you were admiring my reputation board,” he said breathlessly.
Grian let go of him like he was burning hot, and stepped away. “Why,” he snarled, not expecting the honest hurt to make it into his voice, “am I on 8 reputation points?”
or, Grian’s always looking for his name on Scar’s reputation boards in Third Life and Wild Life, wondering if he’s Scar’s favorite. yaoi angsty trash basically
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take another drag, turn me to ashes by azzphodel
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
28 Dec 2024
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“Only family and significant others can bail someone out,” Martyn added. “So you’re out of luc-“
“Good thing Scar’s my boyfriend then,” Grian said, throwing a performative wink at Scar.
Scar’s eyes widened, and he would have spat out his drink if he had one. Play along, Grian’s eyes seemed to beg.
or, bad boys end up in jail, grian’s the only one who didn’t get bailed out, wonder who he’s going to use his one phone call on?
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we walked in the dark, in the dark by azzphodel
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
03 Dec 2024
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Scar doesn’t know when he first thought the Dark was off. Call it strange, because he’s a creature of the sun, after all, but Scar has come to expect the darkness, with its familiar tendrils and cold, but not the lack of his Sun when he wakes up.
It would have been easy, then, for Scar to crush him, convert an act of devotion to broken feathers and twisted limbs. The thought doesn’t even occur to Scar, because they’re on Hermitcraft (right?) And they’re on Hermitcraft, there are no red names, and Scar doesn’t even know what red names are, because they’re on Hermitcraft. It’s a nice, self-fulfilling circle that ensures he doesn’t have to think too hard about anything.
or, in the aftermath of 3rd Life, watcher!Grian makes Very Bad Choices™
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Gay weirdos in a groupchat by LilliTilli
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
14 Sep 2025
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2:04 AM
Grian has created the chat “COOL PEOPLE!!!”
Grian has added 20+ people
My first ever fanfic project so I have no idea what tags I need to put
Any help and comments are appreciated!English isn't my first language so maybe misspellings
Also very slow updates because this isn't the main fic I'm working on right now and I have schoolBookmarked by azzphodel
25 Sep 2025
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The Love of a Killer by lagoonlover18
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
12 Jul 2025
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It has been 3 years since Detective Grian caught and apprehended the ‘Goodtimes Killer’, almost dying in the process. When the serial killer escapes prison, Grian is once again thrown back into a game of cat and mouse to catch him. Only this time, the killer has a new obsession with the detective that may prove detrimental to the case and his life.
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Bookmarked by azzphodel
09 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
i found a new favorite tag! will now be reading everything with "killer good times with scar"
okay but fr this was very amazing i devoured it in 4 hours and now it's marinating in my brain -
lost in the dark (he's got a heavy heart) by definitelynotaroughdraft (definitelynotshouting)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Dec 2024
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"Grian, what are these?"
Weakness, he tries to rasp; it comes out garbled, so he sucks in a long, slow breath and tries again, lungs trembling with the effort. "Weak– weakness."
Scar drops the bottle like it's burned him. "You took three weakness potions?" he chokes out, and that seems to break whatever trance Xisuma, Pearl, and Tango have been in this entire time. They rush forward, eating the distance between them in rapid strides, until they're all crouched around Grian.
Grian shuts his eyes again, before remembering he isn't supposed to do that. He wants to say sorry. What he says instead, is: "It was– safer. Like this. For you."
It amounts to about the same thing.
Or, I finally buckle down and post the rough draft of hunger au, where I give Grian every mental illness known to man and also a few new ones. Please heed the tags.
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- Part 3 of all that i can do
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17 Aug 2025
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Change with the Tides by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
05 Mar 2025
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Grian presumed his soul was actively leaving his body – providing him with just another last minute delusion to take him into the next life - until he heard music.
His tired delusions were a lot of things, but they were never music.
Grian blinked, once, twice, then a third time. Still, the shape on the horizon didn’t fade. The light didn’t fade. The music didn’t fade. This wasn’t the blurry shadow of what may or may not be a rock, or the light of the moon against a wave imitating a town. This was a genuine miracle. This was his relief.
It was a ship!
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After being cursed by a witch, Grian finds himself stuck in the form of a parrot with no way to change back, and only a conveniently handsome pirate captain to rely on until he reaches land.
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I'd Trade The Glory To Be Down On Earth With You by RoseGoldOrigins
Fandoms: Empires SMP
23 May 2025
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Turns out friendship could melt a god's ego.
Joel was a better person because he had Jimmy in his life.- Language:
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Bookmarked by azzphodel
26 May 2025