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Scott measured sex in single digits. Two weeks in a warm country. Five minutes in a bathroom stall. An hour in a hotel bed, maybe two, a luxurious three. One eye on the door, every time. A clock ticking, counting down the minutes until it wasn't safe anymore, until he wore out his welcome, until his flight home.
Until Kip.
For woodenducks, who wanted Scott getting fingered into oblivion. Please enjoy as Kip blasts him into space.
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love is not a spherical cow; you still have to deal with the friction by azarias
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
25 Jan 2026
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Scott Hunter said in the voice of sweet reason, "It's not a big deal."
Oh. That answered Kip's questions.
"You. Fucking. Asshole."
Scott was still reeling when Kip grabbed his jacket and his shoes and stormed out.
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- Part 2 of Cohabitance
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Scott discovers you can have an orgasm and a nervous breakdown at the same time.
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- Part 1 of Cohabitance
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Dick Grayson shows up at Midnighter's place in the middle of the night — and not for any of the fun reasons! Can Apollo, leftover noodles, and a box of hair dye save the day? And what's going down at the Metropolis Waffle House?
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Five Times Andy Froze to Death (or maybe she didn't) by azarias
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
26 Jan 2024
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Five cold nights in a long life.
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The Years That Followed Were a Fallow Spring (Ilya’s Version) by AnonEMouse
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
11 Jun 2026
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In a world with no Rose Landry, no concussion, no plane, no Fanmail, Shane Hollander makes a different choice. Ilya Rozanov picks up the pieces. Years later, newly retired and almost married, Ilya reflects on his path back to happiness. He tells it to Conan O'Brien, naturally.
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- Part 1 of The Four Seasons
Bookmarked by azarias
11 Jun 2026
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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26 May 2026
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take it from the top by nighthawkguy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Apr 2026
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It's 2016. Scott Hunter is in his rookie year with the New York Admirals and at first glance his life is going great. He’s a generational talent slated to be Captain, a cinch for Rookie of the Year, and has just been named an MLH All-Star. Unfortunately, he’s also a closeted gay orphan with no swag, no bitches, and no friends.
But it’s fine. Scott just has to keep this one measly secret for another twenty or so years, and then he can retire and get a hot boyfriend and finally live his life as his true authentic self — whatever that means. Everything is going to be just fine.
Or: in which we are forced to contend with the hard hitting question of "what if Scott Hunter wasn’t old but Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander were?" and also "haha wouldn’t it be great if everybody was about 50% more Canadian?"
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06 Mar 2026
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Heated in the Outback by tension_till_it_breaks
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Mar 2026
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Shane Hollander is an engineer at a major mine in Western Australia. It’s hot, it’s hard and he is excelling professionally.
Then a new engineer starts: Ilya Rozanov. And it’s not the first time they’ve crossed paths.
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Bookmarked by azarias
25 Feb 2026
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Scott x Kip smut.
Kip is a little bratty during a party at his and Scott's place, teasing Scott the whole night. But he has to face the consequences of his actions eventually.
Bookmarked by azarias
23 Feb 2026