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"Poe’s hands lightly rest on Finn’s, following them along to the switches and buttons, lightly directing them when necessary, but mostly Finn just feels enveloped by Poe. He doesn’t remember breathing, let alone flying, but Poe assures him he did."
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Learning to pilot helps Finn with his Force lessons, and so does sparring. The common denominator might not be his ability to focus, but Poe.
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Wherein three ficlets discuss older fandoms, learn some new things about language, and under no circumstances are allowed to bring up the television program 9-1-1.
[A gift for the Fic Clique podcast summer break]
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comedy + truth = pain by author_abz, minnapods (minnabird), theArcherPods (TheArcher) for ficclique
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01 Oct 2022
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Three intrepid ficlets return to the task of attempting to steal the Fic Clique hosts’ jobs by discussing the power of stories and fairy tales, what we expect out of fanfiction, and the inherent intimacy of suits.
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Barry and Naldo nap in the lab together sometimes. Sharing blankets and pillows and couch space. It's just a thing they do. No big deal.
At least, it was, and then a soft golden light changes some things.
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Kendall and Logan have a dream life where they have two kids and Kendall's playing for the Stanley Cup. Reality's trying to catch up.
"Kendall is relaxed and happy for the first time tonight, Logan already asleep in his arms, and he’s able to fall asleep quickly into blissful, painless sleep.
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Kendall wakes up warm under blankets and comfortable among his pillows, but his bed feels cold and empty waking up in reality."Series
- Part 2 of Dream Hockey Husbands
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DID YILING LAOZU REALLY EXIST???: a Thread [1/?] by el_em_en_oh_pee for azurewaxwing
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Jul 2022
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lan jingyi needs a fucking break
@jingY33T
getting a phd in 3 things at one time sounded like a great idea when i started out | tired but hella wired | 21+ he/they views my own
Location: probably the microfiche archives Website: uni.edu/cartographicfolklore Joined: August 2012
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lan jingyi needs a fucking break @jingY33T 6/8/22
LISTEN UP YOU HISTORY-LOVING FUCKS HAVE I GOT A WILD FUCKING THEORY FOR YOU: THE YILING LAOZU PROBABLY ACTUALLY EXISTED AND MAY HAVE BEEN A HUUUUUUGE SAPPY ROMANTIC: a 🧵 [1/?]- Language:
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12 Mar 2026
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AITA for disapproving of my brother’s high sex drive? by birdsofthesoul, PlaidIsTheBestPattern
Fandoms: Supernatural, Supernatural (TV 2005)
06 Jul 2022
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Edit: …Please stop DMing me to ask for photos of my brother.
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- Part 3 of AmItheAssholeNatural
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27 Jan 2026
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After Metatron steals Castiel's grace, and Cas comes to live in the bunker, Dean spends a lot of time with him, sharing all of his favourite things. Dean can't help it if sharing things with Cas just makes everything better. Besides, it's Dean's job as Cas' friend to introduce him to the joys of human life. To teach him how to be human.
And if one of the experiences they end up sharing is sex with women, well... that's just part of Dean's job as Cas' friend too, right?
The desire is triangulated, the rituals are intricate.
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“You know you can’t turn Cas into a mini-Dean,” Sam said“First, if I did, Cas'd be all set, 'cause I'm awesome,” Dean said. “Second, that’s not what this is about. Cas needs to know how to get by in the world. He needs someone to teach him how to just be a guy.”
Sam’s face scrunched up. “He already is just a guy.”
“But he doesn’t know how to be one,” Dean insisted, like it was an obvious fact, and Sam was a little dim for not getting it.
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07 Dec 2025
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On the day of the shooting, Eddie got stuck in a time loop. Buck did not. But don't worry, Buck is handling it great.
(Sequel to The Scroll of Saint Barnabas)
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- Part 2 of about the present
- Part 4 of Amiril Fic (Not Cover Art)
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18 Nov 2025
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The day of the shooting, Eddie got stuck in a time loop. But that was three months ago. He's completely fine now.
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- Part 1 of about the present
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