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    “Yes!” Ilya exclaims, his face lighting up, “Shane. We have to cook for him. I can’t believe you just ran into him!”

    Shane laughs and turns his phone back to face himself, “How did you know about him?”

    “I saw him on Youtube Shorts! He meets so many cool people.”

    The man behind the camera laughs and points the camera to himself, showing his delighted expression at Ilya’s enthusiasm.

    The camera turns back to Shane, and the man asks him his signature question, “If you were to cook something for me, like this evening, what would you make?”

    “Ah, Shane would make you eat grass with some protein powder sprinkled on top. Maybe a carrot for dessert,” Ilya’s accented voice calls out from the phone speaker.

    OR: Shane and Ilya are encountered by that guy who asks random people in New York if they'd cook for him for $100. They say yes because Ilya Rozanov watches Youtube Shorts (unfortunately) and recognizes the guy.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    There are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and @rozsgf losing their internet connection the exact second the Metros and the Raiders hit the ice.

    The other fans are starting to notice.

    aka: Shane Hollander, who definitely does not run an Ilya Rozanov fan account, runs one of the biggest Ilya Rozanov fan accounts on the internet and somehow keeps getting accused of being a Montreal Metros fan

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    19 Jun 2026

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    It doesn’t take Ilya long; he was worked up already. And the knowledge that this is the bot that so often bested him on the ice, about whom a commentator once said “matches Rozanov in everything and beats him with the cool head advantage,” makes everything hotter. His supplication for Ilya. Taking orders. Ilya always thought sex with a robot would feel like that in a cold, abject way. He likes push and pull with girls especially, he likes when they obviously want it. But the bot – Shane – does suck dick like he wants it; like he needs it, really.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Shane decides he should let everyone believe he has a hook-up in every city, so it will no longer seem suspicious that he always disappears in Boston. While Shane is proud of himself for the ruse and for the ability to explore new places after away games, Ilya handles the new rumor with grace and dignity. Which is to say he suddenly feels the need to text and maybe even call Shane on his roadies to see if he can keep him occupied.

    Based on a Tumblr post listed below.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Shane and Ilya decide to come out by building up their public friendship and slowly starting to hint at a relationship.

    One of these men is chronically read as straight and the other is Ilya Rozanov.

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    18 Apr 2026

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