asthejayflies
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Martin's Marvelous Misery Marathon by AsTheJayFucks (asthejayflies) for QualifiedMartin, ghostofnoodlewrap
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 Oct 2022
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Two weeks after moving into the Archives, Martin is feeling really pent up on a Saturday night and decides to risk a wank‚ thinking that Jon had either (hopefully) already gone home‚ or that he would stay holed up in his office long enough for him to bust out a quick one. It's been a month since his last orgasm‚ surely it won't take that long.
He's wrong on all three counts.
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Or‚ in which i subject Martin to the most excruciatingly mortifying shit i can think of‚ but it's okay actually bc at least he gets a boyfriend out of it by the end :)
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Baby's First Fic by asthejayflies
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Mar 2020
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I was bullied into posting this by the ace omens server after writing it as a joke
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We were the one thing in the galaxy God didn't have his eyes on by sburbanite
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
05 Jul 2026
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“So, you want me to be your mate?” I ask, my stomach full of delicious butterflies.
“Of course, what else would all of this be for?”
“I dunno,” I grin. “Maybe you just wanted to have some sexy fun with an alien.”
Adrian lets out a tinkling little burst of laughter.
“I’ve heard you are very good with your hands. But I have designs on all of you, Grace. If you'll have me.”
“We’ll see.” I push myself awkwardly up off the floor. “Let's have our big important date first.”
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Follow up to 'I am healthy, I am whole, but I have poor impulse control'
Adrian, Grace and Rocky work to establish something special on a planet that is pretty incredibly uncool with that.
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- Part 2 of Riches and Wonders
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I am healthy, I am whole, but I have poor impulse control by sburbanite
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
05 Jun 2026
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I flex my gloved fingers.
“Just how much power are you giving me, exactly?”
“All of it. Everything.”
“Wow, that's. Wow. Are you sure?”
Rocky makes a keening, high pitched vocalisation that I can feel in my chest.
“I love you. It's the entire point.”
I bury my blazing face in my hands.
“Rocky, you can't just say things like that.”
“I can and I will. Where does the medical robot keep the lubricant?”
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- Part 1 of Riches and Wonders
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Musical Misunderstandings by I_Like_This_A_Normal_Amount
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 May 2026
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On the trip to Erid, Grace decides to introduce Rocky to the concept of musicals - and decides to perform one for him.
Un(?)fortunately, what Grace wasn't aware of was that this was a very important Eridian courting custom.
Or, in short: Grace basically just asked Rocky out, and he has no idea. Rocky attempts to return the gesture, but for some reason his leaky alien friend isn't picking up on any of his efforts. Shenanigans ensue.
Based on this tumblr post: https://www.tumblr.com/theweirdoinurhouse/816355228143288320/grace-decides-to-show-rocky-what-musicals-are-one
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Bookmarked by asthejayflies
13 Jul 2026
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another nickel for the pile of ‘reciprocity-based demi feelings awakening’. my fave ship dynamic, now grocky flavored >:)
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The Undiscovered Country by lighterdenial
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
18 May 2026
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We’re both compelled to explore exobiology to the furthest possible extent, consent withstanding. It’s very normal, even. People do it all the time.
Alternately: "Grace show hole, command."
Or a thinly veiled excuse to write Grace and Rocky going at it.
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- Part 1 of To Sleep, Perhaps to Dream (of You)
Bookmarked by AsTheJayFucks (asthejayflies)
13 Jul 2026
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Grace hadn't had a cycle since he was forced on the Hail Mary. Too much stress, too much to do in too little time, that his body refused any chance of getting pregnant. Ergo, no menstrual or ovulation cycle in sight. Until today, that is. (Grace is ovulating and horny. Rocky and Adrian fix.)