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Fan Changyu wants to have sex and her husband quite likes that idea.
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“We could consummate our marriage.”
He jolted. A physical, full-body thing. The hand which had been resting on the table between them swung wide and knocked his cup, splashing tea; he scrambled to save it before it hit the floor and shattered, and there was about three seconds of mad grabbing and clanging before Yan Zheng finally stabilised himself, setting the cup down with a faintly trembling hand. When he looked up, his face was a rosy pink beneath the candlelight, and little wisps of hair had escaped his topknot, falling loose over his cheeks. “What?”
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22 Jun 2026
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History books did not dare record it-but legend followed in the wake of the Prince Regent and General Huaihua's wedding.
For seven days, the doors to their bedchamber were hardly opened. Servants whispered, bed frames were ruined, and duties knocked only to go unanswered. A general who had never yielded and a Prince Regent who had toppled armies take turns unmaking each other. By the time the doors open, the problem is no longer how long they stayed inside. It's what they've become to each other in the meantime.
A take on the legendary seven-day honeymoon of Fan Changyu and Xie Zheng.
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08 Jun 2026
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one for the money, two for the show by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
12 Jul 2025
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JIANG CHENG: Let’s start with your loans. What is this one?
WEI WUXIAN: Oh, right. I had to take out a payday loan to DoorDash boba.
JIANG CHENG: Not a single one of those words is in the Bible, you unholy creature. What are you talking about? With your income, why did you get a payday loan? Why did you even order boba for delivery?
LAN WANGJI: Wei Ying likes boba.
JIANG CHENG: I don’t know how many times I can express that I don’t care what he likes.
OR: married!wangxian are special guests on jiang cheng's financial advice podcast (unfortunately for jiang cheng)
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- Part 1 of financial audit aus
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06 Mar 2026
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even if it’s handcuffed, i’m leaving here with you by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
28 Dec 2024
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TRANSCRIPT OF PROCEEDINGS
HON. LAN WANGJI: Mr. Wei Wuxian, you will address me as Your Honor or you will not speak in my Courtroom.
JIANG CHENG: Your Honor, I think the latter is best.
WEI WUXIAN: Your Honor, I disagree!
OFFICER JIN ZIXUN: Your Honor, can we please get on with it? I have important work to attend to back at the department, so I don’t have all day.
WEI WUXIAN: [To OFFICER] Important work like what, finding parking meters that are 30 seconds expired?
JIN ZIXUN: [Indecipherable Rage]
OR: wei wuxian goes to traffic court
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26 Feb 2026
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Pairfire by PaidSubscription
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
24 May 2023
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Welcome, young cultivators, to the most important event of your lives: your Coming of Age Symposium.
At dawn tomorrow, you will be assigned to your pairmate. You will then complete the following courses together.
Week 1: Love Languages (core course)
Week 2: Conflict Resolution (core course)
Week 3: Guided Gender Selection (core course, ongoing)
Week 4: Caring for Your Pairmate in Distress (elective)
Week 5: Heat Week (elective)On your final day you will choose which permanent A/B/O gender is right for you. We will provide guidance as you try each of them in the coming weeks.
Good luck.
OR: WangXian are unexpectedly paired for a relationship course. Shenanigans, pining, gender feels and horniness ensues. With art by Beanie.
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18 Sep 2025