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Death Rides In On A Pale Horse by asmallalbinotiger
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon)
28 Aug 2025
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Greetings, friends! Today, we’ll be dragging all the ingredients for love and happiness to our very own Gotham City! Unfortunately, she’s rather stubborn about holding on to her misery, so we may need to toss our requisite players at her with a bit more force than usual! Not to worry, though—one is half-dead and the other’s made of tougher stuff than Joe schmoe, so they’re sure to survive the landing!
Ah, but this setting simply won’t do. Doom and gloom? Rain and smog should be reserved for dramatic, lovelorn confessions soaked in years of unresolved tension! Never fear. We’ll clear up the weather a bit—encourage sunny dispositions and pry open those hardened little hearts!
...Oh, dear. This was not...the intended reaction. Now how did all those people get out of Arkham? And I could have sworn that man died...
Hm. Well. We could help...but our lovers are caped heroes, aren’t they? I suppose this is...fine.
It'll work out somehow, I'm sure! Be sure to tune in for the ride!
—Clockwork, Master of Time, Weaver of Fates, and Proud Proprietor of Ice Cream Haven on 31st
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Down comes the night by danegen
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 Aug 2023
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Lan Wangji walks forward, extending his senses for some sign of the magic confining them. But there is nothing. One moment, he is walking away from the village. The next, Wei Wuxian stands in the road ahead of him, the dizi tracing lazy arcs in the air.
He stops and looks behind him. The view has not changed. He stands there, helpless. Baffled. Like a koi circling a pond, eternally struggling to go nowhere.
“Messes with your head, doesn’t it?”
He turns to Wei Wuxian, who regards him calmly, almost pityingly. Wei Wuxian has endured this for months. Months. Lan Wangji wants to scream. He wants to batter down this cage and fly away without looking back.
Or while returning from a night hunt, Lan Wangji is trapped in a strange village that is terrorized by monsters. However, an intriguing cultivator named Wei Wuxian is also trapped there, so it isn't all bad. And guess what? They have to be roommates.
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come to the harbor of your longing by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Jun 2022
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Lan Zhan has his daily rituals, before the medium shows up.
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Lan Zhan leads a quiet, solitary life on the coast when a vengeful spirit disturbs his routine. The arrival of a charming medium into his daily routine quickly turns his relatively peaceful existence upside down.
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Four hundred years before canon, Xie Lian wanders into Ghost City. He finds a blood donation center that pays quite well for contributions, and learns that private donors make even more! That's an amazing deal! Xie Lian has So Much blood!
He asks tour guide San Lang, a friendly vampiric ghost native to the city, if he knows anyone looking for a personal blood donor, and San Lang-- who is definitely not a whole entire Ghost King-- jumps on that shit like white on rice. What's he supposed to do, let Xie Lian go to someone else!? Over his dead body!
Or: In which Hua Cheng finds his god four hundred years early, accidentally winds up in the position to (blasphemously) drink his holy, delicious blood, and tries to Pspspsps him into staying
foreverthe night at Paradise Manor while he's at it. This is fine! It's totally fine. He can be cool. He can be so cool. -
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Rory's life is a romance, but definitely not the one he expected.
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And the Serpent on the Hill Was Sleeping by stiltonbasket for ZepysGirl
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 May 2026
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Hibernation?! What did the System mean, hibernation?! Shen Yuan had been in the world of Proud Immortal Demon Way for four hundred years and never once needed to hibernate—so what exactly were that wretched entity’s intentions when it told him to take that nap and then announced that twenty years had gone by while he was asleep?
[User 002 did not come equipped with an OOC lock!] the System cried, after Shen Yuan had finished cursing at it and set off for Cang Qiong. [If you were left to your own devices, you’d have ruined the whole plot! This System had no other choice!]
“I’m awake now. Kiss your plot goodbye,” Shen Yuan said darkly; and with that, he muted the System and flew down towards Qing Jing Peak.
Or: in the autumn of Luo Binghe's fourteenth year, a dragon comes to Cang Qiong Mountain.