ashstoothache



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  1. Summary

    warning i do not read these after writing. usually finish writing then publish and pretend it doesnt exist!

    lets see if i can actually finish this one! (spoiler alert i didnt. i dont believe in the writers curse... but... my laptop is fucked... and my grades are shit....)

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    where i shall store my tommy/damien and tommy/spencer fanfics. no you cant tell who my favorite cast members are i do not know what you mean.

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    end of the year. shoot week is over. smosh & mythical rented a bar for a company party, to let their cast & crew relax. their shoot weeks wouldn't be until another month, so it was a nice way to let go of the year. they let a few people work jobs (paid, obviously.) as long as it was only for 2 hours.

    some people took "let loose and have fun" a little too seriously. and end up confessing their deep undying love to their long term work crushes idk.

    current main ships - tommy/damien, amanda/angela

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    my first kinktober!! doing individual works, this is scary i am scared.
    using the main kinktober 2025 list from tumblr!!

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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Tatiana hates when people touch her.

    Her entire life, as far back as she can remember, her body had belonged to other people. Her handlers, her trainers, they controlled her like a puppet. They directed her movements, grabbed her arms with a bruising grip to adjust her aim, or her face to redirect her gaze.

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    Tatiana and Curt comfort each other during a restless night

    10 Year SAF Prompt: Lady

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    19 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 62

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    “You have freckles,” he said with delight.

    “I have a CPA,” Shane Hollander said without looking up. He reached into his plain black briefcase and retrieved a plain black glasses case, from which he pulled a plain black pair of glasses and put them on.

    Ilya palmed his phone and typed without looking. Do you think it’s too soon to propose marriage?

    The answer came almost immediately. To your boring tax man? Ilyusha, if you owe the government that much, just flee the country.

     

    Or: a butterfly flaps its wings, and Shane Hollander shows up at Ilya Rozanov's door to do his taxes.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Rose just scoffs silently and shakes her head. “Forget it, Shane. That’s Ilya Rozanov.” At Shane’s raised eyebrows and another, slightly stronger, shove with his elbow, Rose begrudgingly elaborates. “He’s the captain of the hockey team, pretty well-known on campus. And the one thing everyone knows is that the moment you want him, you've already lost.”

    Shane frowns, leaning in a bit closer to his friend. “What does that even mean? Is he taken?” he questions, annoyed but still curious.

    “Nah, he’s a weirdo,” Rose giggles, stifling the sounds behind her hand when a shush sounds from behind them. “Rozanov loves the chase. He’s got a thing for people who don’t want him, but the moment they show interest back and let him hit he gets bored and moves on. I swear he has some issues he needs to go to therapy for, ‘cause that’s just not normal.”

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    Or; Shane wants Ilya Rozanov, so he devises a plan to get him. He takes it way too fucking far. Ilya takes it even further.

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    30 May 2026

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    It's a trap, he knows this. This would be crossing a line that neither of them wanted to ever cross, but god did it piss him off that Rozanov found this amusing.

     

    He glares darkly at Rozanov. "I want you off my fucking bed, you freak. You really enjoy torturing me this much you would jerk off on my bed just to piss me off? What do you expect me to do."

    or the college roommates enemies au where Shane finds Ilya jerking off on his bed and they fuck it out

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    25 Apr 2026

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    “…You want to?” he asks.

    Shane blinks. “What?”

    “Kiss someone.”

    The question makes Shane’s brain short circuit.

    Shane swallows. “I mean—yeah.”

    “Then why haven’t you?”

    “I don’t know.” Shane shrugs again, shoulders tight. “Timing. People. It’s just… not something I think about like that.”

    That’s not entirely true.

    He does think about it. Just in a different way. Abstractly. Like something other people do, but not he himself.

    Ilya watches him for a long moment.

    “I could show you.”

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    21 Apr 2026