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    Carter Vaughn (NY): LISTEN UP I will give $1000 to whoever gets Shane Hollander drunk tonight

    Ilya Rozanov (BOS): easy $1000

    Ilya Rozanov (BOS): Hollander has never seen a good time because he lives in montreal with boring montreal teammates

    JJ 🏆💰: he had us in the first half ngl

    Shane: he had nothing in no halves

    Shane: I will have ONE beer

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    Scott Hunter makes a groupchat of everyone staying on the tenth floor at the hotel during the 2016 All Star Game. Shane has more than one beer.

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    Cardiac tamponade: pressure on that heart that prevents it from filling and beating adequately.

    Shane thought he knew two things: his move to Ottawa would cause chaos, and that the Ottawa Centaurs were nice.

    As it turned out, he only knew one of those things.

    (Or: the Cens are still a team of professional hockey players. They're going to fuck up.)

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander loves playing for the Ottawa Centaurs. Leaving Montreal, as painful as it had been, really has been one of the best decisions he’s ever made.

    He gets to play with his husband. He’s supported at all levels, from upper management down to the most casual of fans, and his teammates are genuinely kind and lovely people who care about him and his life and are invested in his well-being.

    Considering where he came from, Shane thinks it’s wonderful to work with such caring players who want what’s best for him and notice things about his life. It's really, really great.

    Until it isn’t, of course.

    “Hollander, what the fuck is that on your face?” Zane Boodram asks in the locker room while they’re changing for game five of the first round of playoffs.

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    Or Shane has a mysterious rash, and his teammates are very concerned.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    21 Jun 2026

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    “So, does this mean…?” Kips gestures from Luca to Ilya and Shane and vaguely around the table. 

    “I’m still figuring things out,” Luca says shyly, “but, um… I’m… definitely not straight.”

    Scott gives him a grin and rests a hand on his shoulder, squeezing reassuringly. “Well, welcome to this table, then.” 

    Luca smiles, ducking his head. 

    “I am starting to wonder if being queer makes you better at Hockey,” Kip says, leaning his elbows on the table. 

    “It definitely makes you better at handling sticks,” Ilya jokes, then reaches for the menu. 

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