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“Nah, but it‘s the same idea, right?”
Robert raises a brow. “There's some pretty big structural differences between the two.” Flambae shrugs again, confidence seeming to return as he begins unbuttoning Robert’s shirt properly.
“I’ll figure it out. I’m adaptable like that.”
or, Blowing someone and eating pussy is basically the same thing, right?
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- Part 1 of The Trans Flambert Trifecta
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28 Jun 2026
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Sonar spoke up. “If we do good, do we get paper birds?”
Robert gazed at his monitor with a thousand yard stare. “You know what, sure. Whoever is the highest on the leaderboard by the end of the day gets a crane. Now, go do your jobs or I’m not paying for the first round of drinks on Friday.”
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Robert accidentally bribes the team into a better performance with origami cranes. Surely a physical representation of how well he thinks each person is doing won't come back to bite him.
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27 Jun 2026
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"Morning, team," Robert greeted and the line immediately went silent; the devil they had been speaking of had appeared. "Galen's birthday is tomorrow, so be sure to sign the card in Blazer's office before the end of the day. Yes, that photo is real and that's all that's gonna be said about it."
Unearthed from who knows where circa 1994, it was of Robbie Robertson, suited up and with his child in his arms - rosy cheeks, pigtails, a dress made from a Mecha Man print and sucking his thumb, for God’s sake; there probably wasn’t a more embarrassing picture of Robert out there.
Before anyone had the chance to speak, he then took an obnoxiously slow, loud sip of his coffee, which earned several displeased groans at the offensive noise in the team's ears. "There are bagels and a fresh pot of coffee in the break room, it's almost the weekend, and if I catch any of you even fucking thinking about it, you’re spending the rest of the day in mandatory discrimination training. Unpaid. Capiche?"
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27 Jun 2026
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"Just one hint," Malevola pleaded. Prism leaned against her chair, eyeing Robert expectantly.
Robert stared at them briefly, deliberating over his response. He settled on honesty. They wouldn't believe him, and they wouldn't be able to link it to his identity as Mecha Man anyway.
"Sure. I can't die."
Prism sighed in frustration. "Oh come on! Don't be like that."
_______________________________________Robert Robertson III was eight when he realized he had a super power. It was also the first time he died.
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26 Jun 2026
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Pride and Prejudice (Mostly Against Robert's Atrocious Fashion) by Magical_Awesome_Kid
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
15 Jun 2026
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Sequel/Slice of Life to Runaway! Best to read that before you read this
Robert has been through a lot of things in his life. He ran away from his home to avoid being a superhero, had a "normal" life, made friends and found a family, somehow still wound up in hero work, the works.
This year? He even has a boyfriend to attend Pride with.
Now, if Chad would stop badgering him about his fashion choices...
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- Part 2 of The Life and Times of Robert Park
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25 Jun 2026