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Until sweat stings your eyes by applecrumbledore
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
18 Jun 2026
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Dunk squeezed his eyes shut, his face burning. “Begging your pardon. I am not comely, your grace. You mock me.”
“You are mistaken on both counts," Baelor said softly, smiling. "In truth, I thought of little else after you left here. Little save this fresh-faced young knight, as big and strong as an oak, who seemed so eager to please me.”
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John stood in the dark parking lot. Cold sweat poured down his sides and he watched his sons put their tongues in each other’s mouths.
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“What if I asked you to kiss me?” Carmy said it so fast he stumbled over it. “Uh. Is that fucked up?”
Richie was quiet for twenty long seconds, staring wide-eyed at the carpet in Carmy's bedroom.
“Yeah,” he said slowly, “but just ‘cause I'm me and you're you. Not ‘cause you're fucked up.”
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Sam knew it was prying and immoral and cruel to get Dean to talk about all this stuff, but in a few hours he'd be dead and wiped clean and that meant it didn't count, Sam told himself. He wouldn't go too far this time. Some Tuesdays, he did.
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Cheap fun for poor people by applecrumbledore
Fandoms: Gentleman Bastard Sequence - Scott Lynch
27 Jul 2025
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Jean tasted of the smoked white pears poached in birch syrup they'd had last night, and if Locke closed his eyes and imagined two sets of the Sanzas' probing hands, it was almost as if they'd dined in Chains’ kitchen only hours before.
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i'm gonna heal you anyway by itellyouthisisnottheend
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
28 Jun 2026
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His gauntlet comes to Dunk's face, brushes clumsily over him. "My man," he breathes, barely a whisper, and there's blood on the metal, and it smears over his lips as he weeps, "Your man."
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05 Jun 2026
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When tragedy tears through King's Landing and leaves both Prince Baelor and Prince Maekar shattered, Duncan finds himself drawn into their orbit. Guarding their children. Witnessing their grief. Wanting things a man like him should never want.
But in the ashes of the old world, new things are growing. In the hidden hours of the night, three men discover that love can be built from ruins—and that hearts, once broken, sometimes heal into shapes large enough to hold more than one.
But in the tunnels beneath the Red Keep, a secret waits. Three dragon eggs—cold, dormant, dead for a century—now guarded by a boy too young and too fierce to know that some things should stay buried.
Aerion will not let anyone else die. No matter what it wakes.- Language:
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16 Apr 2026
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The Songs and the Stories, the Lies and the Glories by leupagus for FlowersfortheMoon
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
11 Apr 2026
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"The crown suits you, you know," said Ser Duncan over the cacophony, bringing Baelor back to himself. "Makes you look... you know. Kingly. Which I suppose makes sense, seeing as how you're the king now." A look of anguish crossed his face. "Oh, hells, I shouldn't be calling you 'you,' should I? It's 'Your Grace.' Please don't take—"
Baelor resisted the urge to rest his hand against the lad's back, as one might soothe a skittish horse. "No offense was taken, ser."
"Thank you," Ser Duncan said, then immediately amended, "thank Your Grace...ness. Seven fucks, I'm getting another drink." And he whirled away into the throng before Baelor could say a word.
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10 Apr 2026
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'The hedge knight lives, so I hear. Licking his wounds and pacing up and down outside the castle wall all hours. Your latest loyal dog.'
// Prince Baelor survives the blow at Ashford Meadow, but not without consequences. The seasons begin to turn.
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07 Apr 2026
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The procedure to break a succubus curse is not overly specific: it requires another person and an orgasm.
No problem, Sam thinks.
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19 Apr 2025
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"Seeing your brother naked is nothing after seeing your brother dead. Once you've moved him, and stripped him, and washed him, nothing else compares for intimacy. There's a reason why there isn't supposed to be anything else after that." killing myself