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Hour and a Half by apocalypticTaco
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Oct 2024
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Gideon burst into Harrowhark’s room at 10 pm on a Wednesday. “I’m going to kill myself tomorrow,” she said. “I have money. I can blow it all. You can’t change my mind.”
Harrowhark stared up at her from where she was lying on the floor. She had her arms crossed over her stomach, heels gently touching. Corpse pose. Gideon’s voice raised in a manic desperation: “Do you – do you want to do anything?”
“Griddle,” Harrow stared at the ceiling, “it’s nearly midnight. Go find Tridentarius if you want someone to throw away your life with.”
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Intern the Sixth by apocalypticTaco
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
14 Apr 2024
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ADDRESSING THE HEIR TO THE NINTH HOUSE, OR PRESUMED EQUIVALENT: PALAMEDES SEXTUS, HEIR TO THE SIXTH HOUSE, PRESENTS HIS COMPLIMENTS TO THE NINTH AND REQUESTS A FORMAL ARRANGEMENT WHEREIN HIS MASTER WARDEN AND CAVALIER APPRENTICESHIP UNDER THE NINTH FOR FOUR YEARS IN EXCHANGE FOR THE SIXTH’S SERVICES.
*Details to be discussed. Please turn to back page.Timeframe variable. Services and agreements variable upon the Ninth's request. An internship of this caliber is highly unprecedented and likely unheard of, but any information valuable to the Ninth and into the Tomb will remain undisclosed upon request; Primary experience and study is required as the Master Warden has already decided upon such being his final thesis prior to his end studies.
No takebacks, no denials. Pleased to meet you.
Palamedes Sextus, Heir to the Sixth and Master Warden
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Camilla the Sixth, Cavalier Primary and Warden's Hand of the LibraryTO THE MASTER WARDEN:
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Mirror, I Loathe Forgiveness by apocalypticTaco
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
13 Oct 2023
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Gideon Nav carefully makes her way down the stairs, leaning her shoulder against the cold stone walls. She keeps her silence down the hallway - watches the cold fog of her breath trail away behind her- and shuffles to a stop by the side of the only occupied prison cell in the Ninth. The woman inside it is crumpled against the wall, breathing heavily. Her tangled red hair drapes over her face; Gideon has never seen it.
“Mom,” she whispers, “they hit me.”
The woman says nothing.
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Two Weeks Fresh by apocalypticTaco
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
03 Jul 2023
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Pyrrha walks into the library in the morning, furious, and blocks Paul into the corner of two bookshelves with her arm. “You’re toying with me,” she accuses.
“Yes,” they say, and after a few seconds amend: “Just a little bit.”
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closed eyes, all opportunities by apocalypticTaco
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
13 Mar 2023
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Kiriona Gaia laid there, a live body in a dead bed.
In her mind, she chuckled, creating a newly offensive joke at the expense of someone’s mother. Her body, however, laid as still as the stone beneath her.
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Nona the Ninth page 360, from Kiriona's point of view.
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Atsumu comes from a long line of vampire hunters. It's what he was born to do. He and his brother have sworn to protect the city of Osaka from the demons stalking its streets at night, and for most of their lives they've done a really good job.
It's tough, then, that one of his best outside hitters turns out to be a vampire.
Atsumu is nothing if not resourceful, though, and he knows he can figure out a way to keep Sakusa Kiyoomi both on the team and off the streets.
It's possible. It just may not be smart.
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29 Mar 2026
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Nine Months in Nazareth, Pennsylvania by a_big_apple for gimmeshellder
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
18 Jan 2026
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“Harrowhark,” says Father Gaius, rolling the sounds around his mouth with the air of an unintentionally patronizing uncle. “That’s quite a…vivid name.”
“It reflects my late parents’ wish for me to free their community from the hell of Earthly temptation before the new millennium,” she explains in a deadened tone. If the pastor correctly hears free as a euphemism for lead in mass suicide, he gives no indication. “They believed my birth was prophesied.”
“Now, that would have been an interesting tidbit to list in your qualifications.” He grins, brandishing her resumé; when the joke falls utterly flat, his grin falters into something more pathetic. “The charismatics do tend to get carried away, don’t they.”
In the year 2000, Harrow gets a job at John Gaius's church, meets his handsome and pious daughter, and things go to Hell in a handbasket.
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19 Jan 2026
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sooo so good grim romcom with everyone lets go
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“Pin,” Coiny says, pressing his lips against her thigh. “Let me make you feel better.”
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24 Dec 2025
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You wouldn’t call it comforting. It would imply a need for reassurance. Rather, having this certainty is necessary to focus on everything else that needs to get done. You need a solid base to build a project. Tennis Ball’s admiration is just that.
Or: When everything feels outside of your control, even certainties aren't safe from doubt.
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24 Dec 2025
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we're kings among runaways (on the bus mall) by NotAFicWriter
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
07 Aug 2025
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The night before Easter break, I went with you to the clinic for your abortion, and we weren't even friends. It was the last time I saw you.
OR; Harrow Aborts That Thang.
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02 Nov 2025