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    Harrowhark Nonagesimus really does not want to go on this stupid work retreat. Gideon Nav really does not want her childhood enemy to suddenly show up at her job just as she's finally getting her life together.

    Neither of them will get what they want. But they might get what they need...eventually.

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    17 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    In which Gideon is unfairly attractive and Harrow wants to bite her, they try some new things, and Harrow fights with her body and ultimately triumphs—tl;dr, they fuck about it.

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    30 May 2026

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    @GideonNav (she/her): Hey I told a customer we have dark mode.
    @GideonNav (she/her): thats ur feature right?
    @GideonNav (she/her): I said next release, they wanna sign.

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    Tech Company AU in which a certain Sales bro with no filter decides to ruin Harrow's life (and feature roadmap) by initiating the cross-functional project from hell. At least, Gideon has the decency to work remotely, and Harrow's new office crush makes some pretty great coffee.

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    23 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 43

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    Gideon is a dandy highwayman who's not very good at her job.

    Harrow is the haughty scientist she tries to rob.

    Not very much goes to plan, but someone still ends up getting ravished by the side of the road. More or less.

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    22 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    "Harrowhark, dear, we have got to get you laid."

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    After the worst breakup, Harrow is in desperate need of an outlet. Her annoying friend Dulcinea insists on trying an upscale escort service to work out the worst of her frustrations. She fails to mention that she's been hopelessly addicted to an anonymous woman with a voice like honey, who gives the best explicit ASMR.

    And then there's the security guard with the ridiculous hair.

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    09 May 2026