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Ohio is for (Enemies to) Lovers by barghest (gingersnapsandbubblewrap)
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
18 Nov 2022
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Harrowhark Nonagesimus really does not want to go on this stupid work retreat. Gideon Nav really does not want her childhood enemy to suddenly show up at her job just as she's finally getting her life together.
Neither of them will get what they want. But they might get what they need...eventually.
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Bookmarked by aorticwhimsy
17 Jun 2026
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flashlights comin' down the way by a_big_apple
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
01 Sep 2024
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In which Gideon is unfairly attractive and Harrow wants to bite her, they try some new things, and Harrow fights with her body and ultimately triumphs—tl;dr, they fuck about it.
Bookmarked by aorticwhimsy
30 May 2026
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Dark Mode Enabled by senseoftheday
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 Oct 2023
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@GideonNav (she/her): Hey I told a customer we have dark mode.
@GideonNav (she/her): thats ur feature right?
@GideonNav (she/her): I said next release, they wanna sign.***
Tech Company AU in which a certain Sales bro with no filter decides to ruin Harrow's life (and feature roadmap) by initiating the cross-functional project from hell. At least, Gideon has the decency to work remotely, and Harrow's new office crush makes some pretty great coffee.
Bookmarked by aorticwhimsy
23 May 2026
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what's the point of robbery (when nothing is worth taking) by senseoftheday for stonebutchandrewminyard
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
14 Jan 2024
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Gideon is a dandy highwayman who's not very good at her job.
Harrow is the haughty scientist she tries to rob.
Not very much goes to plan, but someone still ends up getting ravished by the side of the road. More or less.
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Bookmarked by aorticwhimsy
22 May 2026
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[F4F] JOI for a Good Girl by jarofbeees
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 May 2026
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"Harrowhark, dear, we have got to get you laid."
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After the worst breakup, Harrow is in desperate need of an outlet. Her annoying friend Dulcinea insists on trying an upscale escort service to work out the worst of her frustrations. She fails to mention that she's been hopelessly addicted to an anonymous woman with a voice like honey, who gives the best explicit ASMR.
And then there's the security guard with the ridiculous hair.
Bookmarked by aorticwhimsy
09 May 2026