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“Hey Jude.” Haaland says, his Nordic accent muffled through what sounds like fabric covering his mouth. “Hey, so, I’m just going to-what's that phrase called? I am just going to cut to the chase.” He continues, voice clearer now, leading Jude to assume he must have pulled off whatever was muffling his voice earlier.
“What does that mean? Also, wow, it’s been so long since we’ve spoken-”
“I am outside of your hotel, Jude.”
“You’re what?!” Jude stammers.
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19 Jul 2026
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“You may stay here.” It’s only four words, but they rock his world. His eyes snap back up to Haaland, gratitude on the tip of his tongue.
“I have one condition, though,” Erling says, Jude nodding his head.
“Whatever it takes.”
”Be my mate. Your son will be my heir.” The floor falls from underneath Jude’s feet. It feels like he’s spiraling, like he can barely breathe.
“Excuse me?” Jude yells, his son opening his eyes.
[or: in an effort to escape an awful situation, jude bellingham finds himself begging for asylum on erling haaland’s shores. he gets more than he bargained for.]
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I’m Not Scared (There’s Nothing To Run From) by wistfultheseus
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
16 Jul 2026
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“I’m going into heat.” Jude said, not bothering with any waffling. Mark’s eyebrows crawled up his head, but it was Harry who spoke first.
“But you’re on suppressants.” He paused. “Right?” He had pushed himself up in his bed.
“Of course I am,” Jude snapped. He wasn’t stupid. They had a nutritionist breathing down their neck, and everyone took their suppresants together to make sure everyone actually did. Jude would never, ever, risk his football career by not taking them.
“But then how? And are you sure?” Jude took a deep breath at Harrys questions. God that man was thick sometimes.
“That’s why I bloody came down here isn’t it Harry.” Alright, maybe Jude’s plan of not snapping wasn’t working so well.
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Jude goes into heat, Erling flies in like a knight in shining armor, and people can be right pricks sometimes
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19 Jul 2026
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Jude Bellingham is trying to hide his growing crush for Erling Haaland- unknowing that he is trying to do the same thing. Idk I'm bad at summaries. Please read! It'll make me happy :) Just a bunch of fluff and a little bit of angst. English IS my first language so don't expect this to be good but I'll be posting this at a consistent rate until it's done hopefully unless I lose my motivation. A lot of the chapters are already ready so expect new chapters every 1-2 days for the first week or so! OH ALSO I know nothing about football, in case it isn't obvious by the end of this fic.
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