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Harry sees more than Remus gives him credit for, and fills his own need for occupation.
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21 Mar 2026
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Bruce Wayne can't possibly be as dumb as he acts, and Clark Kent isn't as ordinary as he appears.
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21 Mar 2026
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Consanguineous Ministrations by Briarwitched
Fandoms: DCU, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
22 Dec 2021
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“Who gave you a baby?” Dick demanded, the instant Bruce opened the front door, eyes drawn immediately to the sobbing infant on Bruce’s hip that he gently bounced to no avail. At the same time, Bruce muttered, “I told you, it’s fine, you didn’t have to come.”
Dick rolled his eyes and pushed past him. Noted the scattered blankets, baby clothing, and dirty dishes gracing nearly every surface of the lake house with a glance. “I figured that out when you hung up on me. My question still stands: who in their right mind gave you an infant?”
Bruce opened his mouth and then shut it. Took a deep breath which he blew out slowly. The plain white dress shirt he favored on the weekends was streaked with what looked like pea puree, sweet potato, and snot. “A desperate alien ship with no other options.”
“Yeah, that scans.”
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Alternatively titled, "Let's give Batfleck alien baby problems".
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27 Sep 2025
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that dwell in dust by flirtygaybrit
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Zack Snyder’s Justice League (2021), Justice League (2017)
03 Aug 2019
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Things are different after Clark Kent returns to the world: tainted things are made beautiful once more, a long-dormant seed begins to grow, and eventually, nature reclaims its own.
Or: Clark plants a garden, Victor keeps a terrible secret, and Bruce faces the consequences of bringing someone back from the dead.
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27 Sep 2025
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The Shape of Hope by susiecarter for androbeaurepaire
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DC Extended Universe
30 Jun 2020
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Post-BvS AU: In the aftermath of Superman's death and Lex Luthor's imprisonment, the best Bruce can do is belatedly conduct the investigation into Luthor's "scientific" endeavors that he should have undertaken months ago. He thinks he knows what to expect, going through Luthor's secret labs one at a time, picking through the logs and research notes Luthor left behind.
He's wrong.
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09 Sep 2025