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Loving You Is Better Than Any Other Drug by achieve_hams
Fandoms: Natasha Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812 - Malloy
23 Aug 2017
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Helene makes a decision, so she goes to Balaga, knowing that he would be on board. But Balaga has a plan too and Helene doesn't know whether to curse him out or thank him.
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Ruben just wanted some coffee, not to be led to a guy named Usnavi who Ruben apparently resembles and was probably going to deal him drugs. Ruben's surprised when Usnavi's coffee, is literally coffee.
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Mindy and Woody start hanging out when Zach has training. Zach gets jealous, but for who?
Lazer Team Prompt Challenge Week Three: "Wait a minute. Are you jealous?"
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Jesse McCree has a soft spot for both of the Shimada brothers and will do anything to get them on good terms again.
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Emergency Contact by Itspepperbesties
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 May 2026
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555-123-181
If someone got bleach in their eye what should they do
555-926-024
Go the the ER and get an eye wash
555-123-181
Okay but is that really necessary or can I just wash it myself
555-926-024
According the the Internet you might need eye drops for a couple days after so ER it is
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Urgh fiiine
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Ilya was looking for advice when he text the wrong number
Shane couldnt leave a random stranger on read during an emergencySeries
- Part 1 of Emergency Contact
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12 Jun 2026
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i only threw this party for you by LunarMoonstone
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Apr 2026
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"Oh, it looks like you’re doing better! With those scores, I guess we won’t have to meet as often anymore." Shane was beaming, proudly looking down at the transcript. Ilya’s smile immediately dropped.
Needless to say, he scored 20 points lower on the next midterm.
In which popular hockey fuckboy Ilya Rozanov falls madly in love with the university's golden boy Shane Hollander. Somehow, they go from being the talk on campus to becoming that couple.
Alternatively, my take on the Jock!Ilya x Nerd!Shane trope bc it is desperately underrepresented.
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11 Jun 2026
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“I’m gonna fuck you again now, Shane.” Ilya shifted to lie on his side, pulling Shane with him so that he was spooning him, his hard cock slotting between Shane’s legs in front of him.
“Oh fuck,” Shane whispered as the head of his cock poked at his abused entrance, pulling away ever so slightly.
Ilya simply pulled him back, pushing up his leg to expose him further. He then quickly used his hand to position himself before pushing just the tip inside. He returned his hand to Shane’s meaty thigh to keep him open.
As expected, Shane keened as Ilya pushed forward into his ass.
“Oh my god, Ilya,” he gasped. “It’s so much.”
Ilya leaned in to kiss Shane’s neck.
“I know, baby, I know,” he whispered in his ear. “But you can take it.”
Ilya watched closely as Shane whimpered and bit his lip again, trying to suppress another whine.
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Or, Ilya wakes up at 2 a.m. horny as fuck, sees Shane asleep, and decides to make it everyone’s problem.
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10 Jun 2026
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The Great Pretender by lady_st4rdus7
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense.
The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion.
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Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander.
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10 Jun 2026
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As the Romans Do by kooksie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Jun 2026
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As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.
So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.
(He’s jealous.)
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02 Jun 2026