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The Elderly
Allison: Neil come on, your party last year was so fun
Neil: No.
Dan: Neil!!!!!!!!!! Let us come see you!!!!!!!!!
Matt: if either of you think you’re getting Neil to agree to another party over text you’re out of your minds.
Renee: I have to agree with Matt
Allison: No, Andrew will make him do it.
Matt: is Andrew even in this chat anymore?
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The Foxes can’t help but throw Neil a birthday party every year.
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Sticky Fingers by acarnivorouslamb
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 Mar 2026
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“Wasn’t one of the five rules we shouldn’t see each other outside this group?” Harrow asked and Ianthe shrugged, tossing a grape back to the table. It bounced off the plate and rolled to the floor.
“Well, I mean we just need a little extra support outside the group.” Ianthe turned up a piteous pout. “Oh, come on, just one drink, I promise I won’t ask you about prison.”
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Harrow goes to therapy. It makes everything worse.
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Tulsa Jesus Freak by acarnivorouslamb
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
20 Feb 2026
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"You look like a woman I knew when she was young." Alecto's smile curved in an almost hunger. Harrows stomach swooped in the same almost.
"I don't-"
"She left town. She was just like you, bright eyes, dark skin, short hair." Harrows knee pressed fully into her leg. "I hated that she left me but she looked very beautiful leaving." Alecto said, the smile on her face faint, crooked. Harrow bit at the inside of her cheek.
"Do you speak to her anymore?" Harrow asked and Alecto hummed, lost somewhere.
"No, not often. I'll get post cards from her and her husband. They're happy." She said and Harrow leaned in. Alecto lifted a hand, fingers ghosting Harrow's jawline.
"Do you know how close you are?" Alecto asked.
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there are worse things by acarnivorouslamb
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
10 Aug 2025
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“This has been a lovely shiva,” another voice said, “grab your coat darling.”
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you’re my girl, sexpal. by acarnivorouslamb
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
17 Apr 2025
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Maybe if Palamedes hadn’t tasted like peaches, Gideon would have dropped it. Maybe if his lashes weren’t curled with mascara, Gideon would have shaken his hand and left the bathroom. Maybe if he wasn’t bright red and babbling about lesbianism, Gideon wouldn’t have trapped her hips against the sink.
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Gideon’s a staunch lover of messy flirting and even messier kissing and sometimes when they’re absolutely plastered she can recognize how great Palamedes is at both. This time she recognizes something else.
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“Neil,” Nicky exclaims, looking more horrified by the second. “You don’t seriously believe Andrew married you just for tax benefits.”
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08 Jul 2026
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Since he woke, Cas has been homeless and living on the streets with no memory of how he got here. His only clue so far, is a mysterious tattoo.
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06 Aug 2016
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Thirteen of the best chefs in a Supernatural Alternate Reality vie for the title of America's Next Top Chef on national television. Of course, the real drama takes place when the cameras aren't rolling. Okay, the drama takes place on camera too.
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21 Mar 2021
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Nearly a century after the last appearance of Sozin’s Comet, thirteen-year-old Fire Prince Zuko is banished by his father and given a near-impossible task: find and capture the elusive Avatar, the Fire Nation’s greatest threat.
After just three months at sea, he discovers a strange boy frozen in an iceberg. To both Zuko’s confusion and frustration, however, the Avatar is nothing at all like he expected him to be.
Why would he help Zuko and his uncle escape from Admiral Zhao? Why does he insist on dragging them all over the world to the abandoned Air Temples? Why is he so infuriatingly cheery?
…Why is he beginning to make Zuko question everything he has ever known?
As the weeks go by, Zuko slowly begins learns the truth about the Air Nomads and the War. Eventually, he finds he must make a choice that will forever change the direction of his life: his honor, his family, his throne… or the kind and charming boy who has somehow managed to sneak his way into his jaded heart.
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01 May 2026
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The moment the blood touched Cassie’s tongue, her life was over.
It was the best high of her life. Unlike anything she’d ever experienced, unlike anything she knew she would ever be able to get again, in this lifetime. She’d spend the rest of her life chasing it, for the taste of another woman’s blood, making Cassie feel euphoria above everything else. It trickled like honey down her throat, like something worth more than gold.
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25 Jan 2026