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Shane is grocery shopping for Ilya's visit to the cottage. He is maybe overpreparing. Just a little.
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Ilya watches Shane leave the club with Rose. But instead of going home alone, Ilya chooses the nuclear option.
(Alexa, play "All the Things She Said")
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Shane gets a tattoo. Things escalate from there.
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Pandora only has eyes for her goddess, who looks like fire made flesh. She is like a beacon in the smoky din of the club. Pandora wants the woman to raze her to the ground like a forest fire. She wants to be smoking ruins at her feet.
OR: Lily gets railed in the loo by Pandora while Regulus is romancing James.
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Regulus washes ashore on a beach in Kent without memory or magic. He makes wooden toys and has tea with his neighbour, until the war comes crashing back into his life to remind him he has unfinished business.
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One 50 word chapter per daily Microficmay prompt. Tags will be adapted accordingly.
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Drarry ficlets inspired by prompts from Tumblr @drarrymicrofic or other Drarry prompt fests
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The Adventures Of Harry Potter And His Very Dramatic Boyfriend by acari
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 May 2023
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This a series of loosely connected ficlets chronicling the adventures of long-suffering Harry Potter and his very dramatic boyfriend, Draco Malfoy. All written semi-drunk or barely awake. Proceed accordingly.
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All podfics narrated by acari in one place.
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Controlled Contact Is Still Contact by Fangirl_Shrieks
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Jun 2026
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Rozanov pins Shane down, fucks into him like he almost hates him, gets a hand around his cock, rough and deliberate, and says it low against his ear—go ahead, try it. Say her name one more time, I fucking dare you—and Shane opens his mouth and sobs into the pillow and nothing else comes out. Just tears and the blood under his nails from Rozanov's back. Then he finds the angle he's been finding since Nashville, and the name is gone entirely.
That's also, more or less, the point.
Shane hates him for that. He hates him the way you hate something that keeps being right about you.
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Or: Shane spends nine years building a structure so airtight it functions as a personality, and Ilya Rozanov spends nine years being the single thing that doesn't fit inside it.
Featuring crazy situationship sex, the complications of sometimes being a terrible person, and one unhinged fixation on Svetlana Vetrova, 31 photos deep, that was never about Svetlana Vetrova.
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- Part 2 of Boys Will Be Boys
Bookmarked by acari
06 Jul 2026
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Controlled Contact Is Still Contact by Fangirl_Shrieks (WorkID: 85617621)
Summary: Rozanov pins Shane down, fucks into him like he almost hates him, gets a hand around his cock, rough and deliberate, and says it low against his ear—go ahead, try it. Say her name one more time, I fucking dare you—and Shane opens his mouth and sobs into the pillow and nothing else comes out. Just tears and the blood under his nails from Rozanov's back. Then he finds the angle he's been finding since Nashville, and the name is gone entirely.
That's also, more or less, the point.
Shane hates him for that. He hates him the way you hate something that keeps being right about you.
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Or: Shane spends nine years building a structure so airtight it functions as a personality, and Ilya Rozanov spends nine years being the single thing that doesn't fit inside it.
Featuring crazy situationship sex, the complications of sometimes being a terrible person, and one unhinged fixation on Svetlana Vetrova, 31 photos deep, that was never about Svetlana Vetrova.
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“The king’s marriage has not been consummated,” said Herode.
“It has!” Damen said.
“So the king would be within his rights to put aside his spouse from the first marriage and to take a second.” Herode spoke calmly, as though his words weren’t directed at the spouse from the first marriage.
Damen stood, and leaned forward, resting his fists upon the council table. He opened his mouth.
Said Herode, “To be recognized by the council, and to bestow legitimacy to its issue, the king’s marriage must be consummated in front of witnesses.”
“Damianos,” Laurent said, quietly, a third time.
Damen still did not listen. “Then I will consummate it, and you will witness, and there will be no further discussion,” he said.
Bookmarked by acari
05 Jul 2026
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The Consummation by Josselin (WorkID: 5947126#main)
Summary: “The king’s marriage has not been consummated,” said Herode.
“It has!” Damen said.
“So the king would be within his rights to put aside his spouse from the first marriage and to take a second.” Herode spoke calmly, as though his words weren’t directed at the spouse from the first marriage.
Damen stood, and leaned forward, resting his fists upon the council table. He opened his mouth.
Said Herode, “To be recognized by the council, and to bestow legitimacy to its issue, the king’s marriage must be consummated in front of witnesses.”
“Damianos,” Laurent said, quietly, a third time.
Damen still did not listen. “Then I will consummate it, and you will witness, and there will be no further discussion,” he said.
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Reward Is Always Measured Backwards by Fangirl_Shrieks
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jun 2026
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The rules of the sex interview were not explained because the rules were the point. The room needed to see the specific heterosexual performance that proved you were the right kind of boy—the kind who had done the expected things and would keep doing them and had nothing to hide.
Shane had the girl ready. He’d built her in the shower a week ago, just in case.
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Or: Shane learns, in order, how to skate, how to perform, how to survive a room, and how to want something he will not name for years. Featuring minor hockey, the OHL, one fabricated girl named Jess, and eleven pages of notes on one Ilya Rozanov, who he has never met. Yet.
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- Part 1 of Boys Will Be Boys
Bookmarked by acari
09 Jun 2026
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Reward Is Always Measured Backwards by Fangirl_Shrieks (WorkID: 85616706)
Summary: The rules of the sex interview were not explained because the rules were the point. What the room needed to see was the specific heterosexual performance that proved you were the right kind of boy—the kind who had done the expected things and would keep doing them and had nothing to hide.
Shane had the girl ready. He’d built her in the shower a week ago, just in case.
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Or: Shane learns, in order, how to skate, how to perform, how to survive a room, and how to want something he will not name for years. Featuring minor hockey, the OHL, one fabricated girl named Jess, and eleven pages of notes on one Ilya Rozanov, who he has never met. Yet.
meaty exploration of hockey culture and Shane marinating in it
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When Ilya Rozanov moved to Ottawa to be closer to Shane, he thought he'd made the right decision. Instead, he finds himself in a prison of his own making, desperate to make his cage feel like a home, and convinced that he can solve every issue in his life with a new coat of paint.
Unfortunately, nobody around him seems to agree.
Bookmarked by acari
30 Jun 2026
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a wolf in a birdcage by bannerthyme (WorkID: 82677256)
Summary: When Ilya Rozanov moved to Ottawa to be closer to Shane, he thought he'd made the right decision. Instead, he finds himself in a prison of his own making, desperate to make his cage feel like a home, and convinced that he can solve every issue in his life with a new coat of paint.
Unfortunately, nobody around him seems to agree.
the one where Ilya eats paint
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Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.
The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”
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Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when he meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium.- Language:
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Bookmarked by acari
23 Jun 2026
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Clean Sweep by YankingAwry (WorkID: 86098771)
Summary: Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.
The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”
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Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when he meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium.the sentence of all time: Time, like Shane’s cock, spasmed.