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    Barry Allen knows three things with absolute certainty.

    First: Batman is terrifying.

    Second: Batman somehow becomes even more terrifying when he's angry.

    Third: Superman is the nicest person on the planet.

    After a routine Justice League meeting turns into a battle against Starro, Barry is forced to reconsider that third fact.

    Or: Barry witnesses someone almost kill Batman and discovers that an angry and protective Superman is significantly scarier than the Dark Knight ever was.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    “Uh—before we begin,” Clark announces, “a bit of personal business. I am officially engaged!”

    “What!?” Barry asks excitedly.

    “Wow!” Diana exclaims. “Most congratulations!” Hal and Oliver clap and whoop, and Clark smiles in appreciation.

    “Ohmygosh,” Barry continues, “I was just saying the other day that you two would figure it out! Hal, you owe me twenty—”

    “—To Lois Lane," Bruce interrupts, still staring out the window.

    Bruce’s interruption has the entire table falling silent, faces genuinely falling, mouths snapping closed. Clark doesn’t really understand why anyone would need the clarification.

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    A 5+1(+1) Things crack fic that I couldn't stop thinking about.

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    11 May 2026

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    Bruce Wayne's kids make a high stakes bet to find Bruce a girlfriend. Clark is. . . not sure how he feels about this.
    What follows is a tale of romance, friendship, family, tractors, bullet wounds, Stephanie Brown's (frankly amazing) motorcycle, and too many PowerPoint presentation jokes.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    Bruce finds endless amusement in using his public Brucie Wayne persona to mess with JLA.

    Or, Bruce and Clark's developing relationship as seen through snapshots of Bruce being a little shit.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Batman is notorious for his secretive ways, so when the Justice League meets someone he associates with, they naturally have questions. The questions continue to pile up when it’s clear that Batman is rather. . . close to him.

    Or the Justice League thinks Batman and Nightwing are dating.

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    01 Feb 2026