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The chicken stands at the edge of the road, looking at the speeding cars rush past. It hops forward, once, twice.
Will it ever make it to the other side?
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Based on the grammarly ad “Closing the Distance”.
Tyler just wants to connect with his boss, Anita, but he finds himself inadvertently connected with something far more sinister.
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how many old gods does it take to end a war by unfortunategay
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Jul 2021
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Xie Lian decides on a whim to join the battle against Thanos. Thanos really didn't stand a chance.
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15 Jun 2026
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run, run, run, (don't move.) by arurun
Fandoms: Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
04 Aug 2024
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“Sakura,” That was the first thing his older cousin ever said to him. "Run."
The words were imbued with the incantation of their family’s spell, woven onto their matching tongues. It was a curse that would stay with him forever.
(Sakura Haruka is not an Inumaki anymore, but he can't help but remember each time he looks into the mirror. How could he even try to forget, when the reminder is carved onto his face, like a muzzle he can never remove?)
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- Part 5 of The Sakura Haruka Adoption Agenda.
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10 Jun 2026
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The Cursed Seal of Heaven has a very specific purpose—to heighten and aggravate emotions and physical strength. After all, a man obsessed is a man easily manipulated.
And there is no one more obsessive than Sasuke Uchiha.
Orochimaru is counting on the seal to amplify Sasuke’s need for vengeance and power until he comes crawling to Orochimaru on his own, thirsting for the knowledge to defeat his brother.
What Orochimaru didn’t count on, was that Sasuke Uchiha had become just as obsessed with mother-henning his own teammates.
Something Naruto, Sakura, and Kakashi are finding out the hard way.
Essentially, as soon as Sasuke wakes up after the invasion, he panics, kidnaps his teammates from the hospital, and locks them away in his apartment.
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17 May 2026
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How to protect your Pit-crazed brother from the consequences of your actions by StarlaStar64
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
24 Aug 2025
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As soon as he lays eyes on the scene, Jason only has a single moment to take it in: Seventeen goons, most favouring legs or nursing wounds, but all still armed and poised with sinister hubris over a fallen form, which is bound and held roughly by two of them.
They’re laughing and jeering, one of them has a hand tightly gripping their captive’s hair to hold his head back, another is twisting his upper arm, and yet another is raising some sort of baton to strike. Their captive’s face is bloodied and bruised, lip split and one cheek swollen into the crease of his cracked domino, but he still snarls defiantly at his captors.
It’s Damian.
All at once, Jason finds himself completely swallowed by that roiling, green haze.
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AU where Jason was trained as Damian's bodyguard during his time with the League. So when the newest Robin recklessly sneaks out on patrol and gets badly hurt, Red Hood loses it to the Pit and slaughters the perpetrators. In this green-hazed state of mind, Jason's only concern is the safety of his charge, while Damian is far more concerned with making sure Batman doesn't find the bodies.
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- Part 1 of Damian Wayne & His Guard Dogs
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14 Apr 2026
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the narrow margin by IceEckos12
Fandoms: Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga), Wind Breaker (Anime)
15 Feb 2026
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Sakura's landlord raises the rent. Sakura responds accordingly.
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03 Apr 2026