ZombieMerlin

An excerpt from "Honestly Ben" by Bill Konigsberg. A highlighted portion reads, " 'Damn it,' I said, and I did something I never thought I'd do. I punched a duck."



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  1. Summary

    "Hi, my name's Danny Fenton and I do stupid dares and other stuff on the internet for the heck of it!"

    Danny manages to accidentally create a ViewTube channel and ends up gaining a small following in the process. Now, all of a sudden, the entirety of the Casper High student body knows Danny's ghostly secret, Mr. Lancer is hella confused by the growing mystery surrounding Daniel James Fenton, and Danny slowly realizes that there may be things other than ghosts hiding in the shadows of Amity Park.

    (Also known as "The Danny Phantom YouTube AU I didn't mean to write a plot for")

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    Vlad has kept many, many, many journals over the years. Each one dedicated to a subject of his choice; ghosts, power, death, Madeline... and then, inevitably, Daniel.

    It’s only recently that Journal 73 began. Dedicated solely to documenting every instance Daniel comes to him willingly, it started as a private indulgence. A soft sort of obsession. A record of victories, however small.

    He never did expect what would happen.

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    29 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    Dinner went well. So why in the world was B in tears anyway, dear god -

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    Jason and his Dad <3

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    28 Jun 2026

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    There’s something divine in the way Grace smiles— Simon has been damned since the day he was born.

    Bloodied then, too.

    OR: Simon is adjusting to a new life on Erid. One where things - he - can be different. But he's never known how to want things, how to quell his own desperation, and he fears fucking it all up far more than anything he's dealt with before.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Simon just irradiated 3 people and got dropped back into the blood ocean. He'd love to wallow in his mistakes, but there's something shifting just behind the wall...

    Ryland Grace does not know that "Ryland Grace" is his name, nor does he know where he is or who the hell this scrappy man is next to him.

    (Freshly amnesia-d Grace appears in the SM-13, and now they BOTH have to deal with it)

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    23 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    Soon, he’ll go back to being a counselor, with dinnertime encroaching and lights out not long after, but right now he’s Ryan and nothing else, and the only thing he knows is dog-eared pages covered in drawings.

    “Hey—”

    “Jesus!” Ryan jolts violently.

    (or: Ryan is late for dinner, and Dylan goes to find him.)

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    14 Jun 2026