Zezeus
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Never let Fon stop “smiling”. If Fon does stop “smiling”, evacuate the area immediately within five seconds. Ten metres is the minimum safe distance. The final verdict for anyone who gets their face smashed in by Fon in this state is “suicidal due to skill issues” and will be scorned by all.
Reborn had learnt it the hardest way.
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- Part 3 of Beloved Rainbow
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Kawahira decided to give them a proper reason to stay together. He could not do anything else for the Vindice, but at least Kawahira still had an opportunity to apologise to those who were still alive.
After thirty minutes of self-reflection on the meaning of life, Reborn decided he hadn’t changed his mind. He wanted to strangle Kawahira to death!
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No attempts to kill each other at bedtime, especially when everyone is tired. Either have sex or wait until eight in the morning, local time, to resolve the issue.
Originally, the latter clause of that rule only read “wait until eight in the morning to resolve the issue”, until one particular night when Reborn decided to dance disco on the bed.
In their shared bedroom.
In Brazil.
At three in the morning.
“It’s eight in the morning in Italy right now,” He had said, in the most serene voice imaginable.
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- Part 2 of Beloved Rainbow
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Reborn suddenly remembered some old stories that took place back when he was barely in his twenties.
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- Part 1 of Beloved Rainbow
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A stretch of peace that gently soothed the hardened hearts of those forced to grow up in an age where people had forgotten how to show compassion for one another.
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Different stories about the Arcobaleno. Most of the time, they love each other. Some other times, they are family.
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To Capture The Essence of A Madman by chickenmcfightme
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Jun 2026
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The Tsaritsa adorned her palace halls with paint and canvas, a collection built up over centuries, images personally commissioned from her favorite artists each era.
The hall to the throne featured only the absolute best, and she had decided it was time to feature a new collection. A complete set of portraits in the likeness of her Fatui Harbingers. That was the task put upon the newest in line of the crown’s artists.
Meeting her majesty’s standards was easy enough, at least when compared to wrangling the leaders of The Fatui into sitting down to paint. Especially when some are far less cooperative than others. And certain doctors are terrible at staying seated… Thankfully, the artist has always enjoyed pretty subjects, even if they're quite finicky.Bookmarked by Zezeus
10 Jun 2026
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It’s a beautiful day in Mondstadt. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and Varka is…collapsing?
Oh dear. Someone get the doctor.
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In the blink of an eye, Varka went from walking on the streets of Mondstadt to waking up in a hospital bed. Everyone is freaking the fuck out around Varka, and yet the man himself has no idea why. Just another day in Mondstadt.
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04 May 2026
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Jean received the news that Cavalry Captain and Quartermaster Kaeya Alberich was found approximately seventy-two hours after he was declared missing by the Reconnaissance Captain Spindrift Knight Eula Lawerance and the Outrider Amber. The letter that contained the news was slightly crumpled in the corner, though now it sat pristinely at the very front and center of the Grand Master’s desk, from the anemo allogene’s desperately eager grip.
The words, only contained within two meager sentences, were etched into her brain.
He has been recovered alive. Prepare healers he is in poor condition.
Status: Complete
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26 Apr 2026
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Zhongli calls out in search of a friendly voice, but he does not get the answer he expected.
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- Part 4 of Genshin Gift Fics
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23 Apr 2026
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"You both want to travel with me? Then you're going to learn to fucking get along! I've had it up to here with awkward silences around the campfire and passive aggressive debates about which path to take because two grown fucking dragons can't get their shit together. You don't come out of there until you're friends!"
Neuvillette and Zhongli have been making life difficult for the rest of their adventuring party, and Lumine has had enough. What happens next isn't exactly what she meant, but... it'll do?
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23 Apr 2026