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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Jake. Mav glanced down at the name plate on his uniform, Seresin. He’s one of the pilots that’s supposed to be training for the uranium mission. Which makes whatever Mav wanted even more of a bad idea. In fact, he should stop this right now.

    Or: Jake and Mav have a different end to their first meeting at The Hard Deck and things escalate from there.

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    07 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    Cat’s heading out for lunch when a literal spaceship appears over the streets of Cardiff and snatches her up. Next thing she knows, she’s on a crashing, unsettlingly visceral vessel that’s traversing the literal Hell, from the Bible, and an angry green lady is telling her she has to fight. Things somehow get worse from there.

    Crash-landing in an alternate universe with nothing but a parasite in her head and a handful of similarly afflicted weirdoes, Cat realises the only way she’s going to get home is if she gets her brain-worms treated (before she explodes into a squid). Unfortunately, finding someone capable of treating said brain-worm turns out to be slightly more difficult than she was hoping. Still. She can suddenly work magic, and there’s hot guys lingering at her camp. So it’s not all bad, is it?

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    05 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 56

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    I saw a subreddit page on Reddit, 'Humans are Space Orcs' and decided to make a few posts out of fun.

    Somehow... that resulted in me making an entire original universe. As such, I have decided to post the story here as well for both feedback and to form a more coherent archive of my story. If it somehow inspires someone to expand the universe further, all the better.

    The relevant web pages (as of 20th April 2025):

    https://www.reddit.com/r/humansarespaceorcs/comments/1k1cock/after_reading_a_few_posts_i_have_decided_to_write/

    https://www.reddit.com/r/humansarespaceorcs/comments/1k1u4ds/to_many_alien_races_humans_have_arguably_the_most/

    https://www.reddit.com/r/humansarespaceorcs/comments/1k1wjzh/how_humans_befriended_a_whole_race_of_savage/

    https://www.reddit.com/r/humansarespaceorcs/comments/1k22so6/a_human_festival_becomes_a_hit_with_aliens/

    https://www.reddit.com/r/humansarespaceorcs/comments/1k2r3y5/an_aliens_musings_about_humans/

    https://www.reddit.com/r/humansarespaceorcs/comments/1k31k0t/someone_asked_about_a_few_aliens_that_i_have/

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    Please assume that all stories are a series of interconnected one-shots with no true ending in mind.

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    03 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 28

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    "There are few things in the world she respects less than a stupid woman—chief among them stupid men, smart men, and men who think they are smart.

    Even the stupidest woman alive is leagues above the cleverest man, in Delilah’s opinion. A stupid woman has usually been made stupid by design. Starved, frightened, married, preached at, denied books, denied money, denied rooms with locks, denied the right to swing a chair into a man’s head until he finally stops speaking.

    A stupid woman can only be blamed so much—a woman may be stupid through deprivation, terror, boredom, marriage, childbirth, and any number of small crimes committed against her sex.

    That is hardly her fault.

    Men have no such excuse—they are simply stupid on purpose. They should be better. Or quieter.

    Delilah is not unreasonable. She would accept quieter."

    ...

    Delilah Mikaelson wasn’t exactly thrilled about getting thrown into a new world in a stolen body, but fuck it, we ball.

    Or: Sankta Delilah, sun summoner and patron saint of evil women, stolen bodies, and making it everyone else’s problem.

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    29 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    Malani Thornton was different from her sister. She was shunned from birth by her mother, Lettie Mae Daniels, because she awakened her magic early, siphoning away her mother's magic the moment she was placed in her arms. When their skin touched, Lettie Mae felt pure fear and wanted to get rid of the child, but ultimately didn't. Naming her other daughter Tara, who also carried the gift but not the dark magic, Lettie Mae sealed their powers with a necklace, vowing she would never tell them of their true nature.

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    29 Jun 2026