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Luz dials a wrong number on a crow phone. Belos strangely finds comfort in talking to a stranger who doesn’t know that he’s the Emperor.
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“Of all the imbeciles that attained immortality,” Enki gripes. “Of course it had to be you.”
Cahara leans back in his chair, watching Enki pace back and forth across the room. He’s been at it for a good ten minutes, at least. “Sorry?” he offers.
Enki whips around, pointing a long crooked finger in his direction. “Don’t,” he warns. “Don’t speak.”
Cahara flashes him a winning smile. “I thought the entire point of this meeting was for me to speak.”
“That was before I knew it was you,” he stresses.
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Cahara brings the girl to the dark altar. She becomes the God of Fear and Hunger. She brings Cahara to the tenth level.
He doesn’t die immediately.
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“Okay,” Hunter says, raising his hands to her own and starting to pry her fingers off his shoulders. “Okay. I know I said I wouldn’t tell Belos anything, but–”
“Are you insane?” Luz shakes his hands off and tightens her grip. “He’ll kill me.”
Hunter balks. “He’d never hurt you. He’s your father.”
“My dad died from cancer when I was seven years old,” she corrects sharply, her voice unintentionally dropping an octave. She sees Hunter freeze. “Belos tried killing me and my mentor a few weeks ago. He might love his daughter, but I’m not her.”
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Luz wakes up in a world where Belos is her dad. The plan: find a way back home.
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Callie has been part of the Squidbeak Splatoon for a long time. She knows how things go – claim turf, beat the baddies, and blast them to oblivion. Every agent that has joined after her got the memo pretty quickly, and this new Agent Three won’t be any different.
When Three refuses to kill Mr. Grizz during the final battle, forcibly takes control of Octavio’s ship, and sucks the ooze out of the bear until he’s (relatively) harmless, Callie might have to admit that she doesn’t know Three super well.
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(Pacifist Route AU – Mr. Grizz doesn’t die/get stuck in space)
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“You are but a fledgling god, but a god nonetheless,” Bill explains, fishing a necklace from under his shirt. “Favored by the Titan and powerful enough to best the Huntsman – you have proven yourself the higher being, you see. It is our duty to make sure your will is seen and that you are protected!”
The pendant at the end of the necklace is a light glyph. Her light glyph.
Luz is speechless.
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Luz deals with the unintended consequences of being very publicly announced as god's favorite.
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The Nature of a Fixable Problem by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
21 Jun 2026
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Adrian knows that everything is solvable if you break it down into the right sequence of steps.
The abrupt return of their long-dead partner in an alien spaceship has brought with it a series of absurd, worrying and even dangerous problems, but they're confident they can see the solution even if nobody else can.
They just need to make the alien fall in love with Rocky.
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29 Jun 2026
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I'm just about a moonlight mile on down the road by Moonshine_Dan, Synthyk (Moonshine_Dan)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
21 Jun 2026
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You are profoundly alone. You have been for a while. Suddenly, you aren't anymore, and you are struggling to be normal about it. Pooling strengths and weaknesses with the strange creature on its explosive-atmosphere ship might just be the only way to save both of your stars, but it might also lead to more than just strictly scientific discoveries, and neither of you are sure how to feel about that.
OR: The universe's most unlikely meet-cute.
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26 Jun 2026
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The engineer takes my hand. His skin runs hot. Very hot. He doesn't let go at what I would gauge as a socially-acceptable handshake time interval. Are we just holding hands in the middle of the lab-workshop space? Guess we are.
"I'm Rocky," he finally introduces himself. He has a hint of an accent, something lilting, melodic. I can't really place it.
"Rocky," I repeat, slowly. "Like the movies?"
"No," Rocky deadpans, giving me a look like I'm stupid. "Like the rocks."
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20 Jun 2026
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Past Lives in the Stars by tinallie
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, The Martian (2015), The Martian - Andy Weir
27 Jun 2026
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Every screen in the room blazed with the same breaking news feed. An alien voice had just asked for him by name on live television.
“Mr. Grace?” little Jamal whispered from the front row, eyes huge behind his glasses. “Is that really you they’re talking about? Like, you you?”
Ryland’s mouth opened, but nothing came out. His heart slammed against his ribs like it wanted to escape and hide under the desk with the class hamster. He was just Mr. Grace. The guy who drew cartoon planets on the board, who stayed late helping kids glue together messy dioramas of the solar system, who once spent an entire lunch period comforting a sobbing girl because her goldfish had “gone to the great fishbowl in the sky.” He graded spelling tests on vocabulary words like photosynthesis and asteroid. Aliens did not know his name. Aliens did not ask for science teachers.
The marker slipped from his fingers and clattered to the floor.
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19 Jun 2026
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stellar nucleosynthesis by enthyrea
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
27 Jun 2026
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"- and Mr. Grace really took most of the fall for me and honestly I feel kinda bad because he's already in trouble with Principal Morita for that thing he said to the Brooklyn Visions' coach at the last Academic Decathlon and-"
Peter's voice whittles down to a high pitched whistle, forgetting that he needs to breathe to continue creating more sound.
After a few more agonizing seconds during which Peter weighs the possibilities that he just gave his mentor and the savior of the world a heart attack, Mr. Stark looks up at him, eyes suddenly wide.
A beat passes.
"What's your teacher's name again?"
AKA, Ryland Grace and Tony Stark hooked up in college. This is fine, until 20 years later, Peter Parker gets involved. It's all downhill from there.
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14 Jun 2026