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Get your own damn coffee by Jou



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    In For Repairs is a dark story about a damaged Jim Kirk and a wary Leonard McCoy, doing their best to figure each other out during their first quarter at Starfleet Academy.

    This series includes a few additional ficlets from the point of view of other characters in the backstory; they should be read after the main story.

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    “Jonathan,” says Evy, walking straight into his living room without so much as a hello and standing directly in front of him. Her voice is saccharine, so sugary that it puts Jonathan’s teeth on edge. “Did you happen to become a bestselling author while Rick and I were in Luxor over summer?”

    Jonathan clears his throat, sinks a little lower in his armchair, and lifts yesterday’s edition of The Egyptian Gazette higher, obscuring the blush he knows he can’t control.

    “I have no idea how I’m supposed to answer that, dear sister,” he replies, “seeing as I have absolutely no idea what the current bestselling novels are.”

    When Jonathan writes an adventure—definitely not a romance, thank you—novel based on the whole Imhotep debacle, he doesn't expect it to become the bestselling pulp sensation of the decade. With hindsight, perhaps he should have made some of the real life parallels less obvious, especially when it comes to the dashing romantic lead, Abir Rey.

    Thankfully, there are no bookshops in the desert, so the chances of Ardeth reading it are blessedly slim.

    Probably.

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    14 Aug 2023

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    In which Castiel teaches poetry to fish. Also, himself. Also, eventually, Dean.

    (A series-long story, diverging slightly from canon after S14.)

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    14 Aug 2023

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    Bucky is still adjusting to life with the Avengers, and Steve is willing to do whatever it takes to make him feel comfortable. Increasingly, though, what seems to make him comfortable is strangely intimate.

    Surprise, Steve! You're a gentle dom and Bucky wants to be your pretty pet!

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    29 May 2016