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“Er–ok. So here’s the thing. Today, after practice I—”
“You wanked while saying Lily’s name in the locker room. Yeah, I’m aware.”
She says it so deadpan that James has to take a physical step back from shock. Behind him, the boys all fail at holding in their guffaws.
“Oi! Keep your voice down!” James hisses, swiveling his head from side to side. “I’m the bloody Head Boy! And—and there could be first years around!”
“Yeah, a Head Boy that goes around wanking in public showers,” Marlene snorts. “Some role model for impressionable youth you are."
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“Yeah, ok. Take the piss, I don’t care,” James says cooly, “Just because I’ve found my calling in life—”
“Shagging Evans is your calling in life?” Sirius says, raising his eyebrows.
“Yes! Hopefully!”
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“I know you think you’re helping me but you can’t just lock me up here and—”
“Oh no, Severus. I think you misunderstand me.”
Dumbledore turns, his eyes twinkling out from his spectacles. “If my memory serves, you and Lily Evans had quite a talent for potions. Would you be interested in honoring that legacy?”
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Catch the Wind: The Remastered Edition by Yallthemwitches
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jun 2026
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When she had stepped off the train in Hogsmeade station, Lily Evans had promised herself one thing: don't be stupid.
She isn't quite sure where letting James Potter get under her skin falls on the spectrum of idiocy, but it's definitely up there.
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“Wait,” he says slowly, his heart somersaulting like it’s been taken for a ride on a broomstick, “A crush on McLauren or me?"
Lily shoots him a pitiful look.
“Please don’t make me admit I fancy you after basically seeing you naked,” she says bitterly, wiping at her eyes. “I won’t be able to live with myself.”
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“Kiss me, Potter,” Lily demanded, sidling into the space next to him, and dropping herself directly into his lap.
She held a bottle of Firewhiskey in one hand that looked only a quarter full, and reached out to steady herself with the other, gripping the arm of the large, red armchair to balance herself. He took in the flushed pink of her cheeks and the mussed look of her dark red hair, and wondered whether she hadn’t drank the entire bottle of Firewhiskey herself.
Again, she spoke. Softer this time, and lower. “Kiss me, James.”
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24 Dec 2025
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In which James is jealous of Lily’s little plastic ice cream spoon.
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06 Dec 2025
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no grave can hold my body down, i’ll crawl home to her by condescendingsmirk
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Sep 2025
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And for a moment the steam, the water, the danger beyond their walls all seemed to fall away. It was just them—two terrified, reckless kids about to be parents—holding on like the world couldn’t pry them apart.
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01 Nov 2025
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December's Valentine by stonecoldhedwig for midnightelite, HazzaP, MagicGirlinAMuggleWorld
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Oct 2025
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Sometimes, a one-night-stand with a guy off Tinder is just that: a one-night-stand. No lasting feelings, no strings attached. It's the kind of thing that's easy to get your head around when you're trying to get your heart around the end of a relationship.
Sometimes, it's not that simple.
Sometimes, you're a journalist, and you get assigned to write a piece on an up-and-coming restaurateur, who just might be that one-night-stand from Tinder that you can't stop thinking about. And sometimes, to make matters worse, the two of you get snowed in...
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Or: Lily shags James, and thinks she'll never see him again. Right? Wrong.
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25 Oct 2025
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The old Lily Evans chose casual flirting, a bit of light dancing, an exchange of numbers, and a hope for a future when she met a man.
The new Lily Evans, however, is tired of that same old song and dance. She wants to forget about the future and enjoy the reckless now.Bookmarked by Yallthemwitches
02 Sep 2025